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# 10. You should vote Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 9. You should vote Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq you trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
# 8. You should vote Democrat because you believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if we all don't start driving a Prius.
# 7. You should vote Democrat because you're not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
# 6. You should vote Democrat because you believe that business's should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
# 5. You should vote Democrat because you believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
# 4. You should vote Democrat because you believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they can come over here and when they do, you don't want anyone to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
# 3. You should vote Democrat because you love the fact that you will be able to marry whatever you want. you've decided to marry your horse.
# 2. You should vote Democrat because you believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would.
# 1. You should vote Democrat because you believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
# 10. You should vote Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 9. You should vote Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq you trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
# 8. You should vote Democrat because you believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if we all don't start driving a Prius.
# 7. You should vote Democrat because you're not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
# 6. You should vote Democrat because you believe that business's should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
# 5. You should vote Democrat because you believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
# 4. You should vote Democrat because you believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they can come over here and when they do, you don't want anyone to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
# 3. You should vote Democrat because you love the fact that you will be able to marry whatever you want. you've decided to marry your horse.
# 2. You should vote Democrat because you believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would.
# 1. You should vote Democrat because you believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I don't know of any politicians who are promoting bestiality. All I know is that Republicans cannot deal with gay people having the freedom to marry each other, but they cannot think of any good, non-biblical, arguments against it so they resort to ridiculous slippery slop fallacies to cover their irrational positions.
Besides that, did I miss something and horses have evolved the ability to sign a marriage license?
Ha. Well then those people don't understand the meaning of free speech. The Supreme Court ruled long ago that pornographic movies are protected by the First Amendment.
no the Supreme Court doesn't understand the meaning of free speech. (and there were many Court cases that ruled that pornography is not speech way before that)
you should vote Democrat to stop those evil Republicans plan to turn people in to fiscal moderates or Conservative, by using the schools to teach math instead of for its actual use of social engineering.
# 10. You should vote Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 9. You should vote Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq you trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
# 8. You should vote Democrat because you believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if we all don't start driving a Prius.
# 7. You should vote Democrat because you're not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
# 6. You should vote Democrat because you believe that business's should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
# 5. You should vote Democrat because you believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
# 4. You should vote Democrat because you believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they can come over here and when they do, you don't want anyone to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
# 3. You should vote Democrat because you love the fact that you will be able to marry whatever you want. you've decided to marry your horse.
# 2. You should vote Democrat because you believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would.
# 1. You should vote Democrat because you believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I guess this is a response to the Top Reasons to vote Republican thread. Have Republicans ever had an original thought.
I guess this is a response to the Top Reasons to vote Republican thread. Have Republicans ever had an original thought.
well considering that these are a lot funnier (and have an element of truth in them as opposed to the other one) then I guess the answer would be yes.
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