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My angry white pastor said Government created Affirmative Action to ensure that racism exists forever between white and black people. My white pastor said Affirmative Action is "racism in action". After 20 years of hearing these "political sermons", I'm think I've been brainwashed into believing everything he says as I can't seem to not attend his racist church for the past 20 years!
What shall I do now...stop attending the racist church, or run for President of the United States instead??? I'm very confused...
So what has your angry white pastor said lately???
My angry white pastor told us to pray for the campaign-wounded HillBillies who keep chanting "Reverent Wright, Reverend Wright" like they think he's going to come out of the mirror if you say his name five times. He also mentioned something about extreme hubris, pride going before a fall, and knowing when the shut the hell up and accept you can't be president just because you want it really, really badly.
Well...he's a priest, actually. But you get the idea.
My angry white pastor told us to pray for the campaign-wounded HillBillies who keep chanting "Reverent Wright, Reverend Wright" like they think he's going to come out of the mirror if you say his name five times. He also mentioned something about extreme hubris, pride going before a fall, and knowing when the shut the hell up and accept you can't be president just because you want it really, really badly.
Well...he's a priest, actually. But you get the idea.
My angry white pastor said that Obama has warned all Americans that "quiet riots" are simmering everywhere, and destruction is inevitable unless "something" isn't done quickly. My white pastor even gave me legitimate news links to back up his "political sermon".
My priest said that gay people are sinners that will go to hell, except for the catholic priests that abuse little boys - they are sick and need treatment. He also said that women are second class citizens who should not be able to preach their faith; after all, woman was born of man - it's in the bible! he also said that jesus walked on water.
It's obvious that I'm incapable of forming my own opinion, and everything I believe is directly from his sermons. It's also quite obvious that every minute of the last 20 years was spent being brainwashed by his rhetoric - not participating in any of the community or celebratory activities of the church.
My angry white pastor said that Obama has even verbally admitted to trying to guild Americans to vote for him because of the simple fact he is black. My white pastor said Obama has two personalities, one he using in front of black folks, and one he uses in front of white folks. My white pastor even gave me a link to Obama's own words:
He (Obama) said the healing would come "not only by providing health care for every American in this country, not only for every child to have a decent education, not only by ending the senseless war in Iraq, but also by electing as president, Barack Obama."
As president, he promised that the nation would enter a new era, but told parishioners that he would need their support in his campaign for the presidency.
Midway through his speech, Obama appeared to be caught off-guard by Stevie Wonder's appearance in the front row of the Harvard Boulevard church.
My angry white pastor said that Obama has warned all Americans that "quiet riots" are simmering everywhere, and destruction is inevitable unless "something" isn't done quickly. My white pastor even gave me legitimate news links to back up his "political sermon".
Well, at least your angry white pastor is right...for once. But now my angry white priest is laughing at your angry white pastor's ability to be so easily led by the media, not to mention his obvious fear of the Big Scary Black People having the nerve to be angry. Don't they know that anger is an emotion that only white people are allowed to have?
Personally, I say my angry white priest and your angry white pastor should have a debate on live television addressing none of the issues at hand, and just pick on each other's religions until everybody gets bored.
My priest said that gay people are sinners that will go to hell, except for the catholic priests that abuse little boys - they are sick and need treatment. He also said that women are second class citizens who should not be able to preach their faith; after all, woman was born of man - it's in the bible! he also said that jesus walked on water.
It's obvious that I'm incapable of forming my own opinion, and everything I believe is directly from his sermons. It's also quite obvious that every minute of the last 20 years was spent being brainwashed by his rhetoric - not participating in any of the community or celebratory activities of the church.
I am definitely not fit to run for president...
My angry catholic priest said that condoms reduce the spread of both Aids and the spread of the catholic flock, and thus will never be tolerated!
My angry catholic priest said that only one man on Earth has a direct link to God, and I can recognize who this man is by the strangeness and length his idolistic staff, and the immense height and koo-koo shape of his disturbingly perky hat...
Personally, I say my angry white priest and your angry white pastor should have a debate on live television addressing none of the issues at hand, and just pick on each other's religions until everybody gets bored.
What say you?
I visit various churches, and have a plethora of angy religious leaders to choose from...so diversified that I would surely be stoned to death if any one of the differing church leaders knew I had visited an "enemy" religion. Thus for my own safety, I cannot, at this time, expose my various angry religious leaders for your debates...and thus must decline...
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