BREAKING NEWS: When Obama becomes president... (Congress, enemy, illegal, Clinton)

[PennyGWoods]

...Congress will be replaced with Parliament Funkadelic

...our most important decisions will be decided not by the Supreme Court, but by the Jackson family (yes, including La Toya)

...the red, white and blue will be tossed in favor of the red, the black, and the green (with a key, SIS-SYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!)

...the M-16 will be replaced with the bop gun

...the national anthem will be replaced with "One Nation Under a Groove." Additionally, the head-over-heart placement will now be hand-over-junk.

...instead of walking out to "Hail to the Chief," Pres. Obama and his wife will walk out to "Theme from 'Shaft'"

..."Michelle's Law" will be passed, which will make touching a black woman's hair without her explicit (not implied) permission illegal

Granted, I have no proof of this. But some email forwarded to me said so, so it MUST be true!

*bopping out of this thread, Jackson 5ive style*

[walidm]

...hush yo mouth.

[PennyGWoods]

But I'm only talking about Obama!

[nat_at772]

Originally Posted by PennyGWoods

...Congress will be replaced with Parliament Funkadelic

...our most important decisions will be decided not by the Supreme Court, but by the Jackson family (yes, including La Toya)

...the red, white and blue will be tossed in favor of the red, the black, and the green (with a key, SIS-SYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!)

...the M-16 will be replaced with the bop gun

...the national anthem will be replaced with "One Nation Under a Groove." Additionally, the head-over-heart placement will now be hand-over-junk.

...instead of walking out to "Hail to the Chief," Pres. Obama and his wife will walk out to "Theme from 'Shaft'"

..."Michelle's Law" will be passed, which will make touching a black woman's hair without her explicit (not implied) permission illegal

Granted, I have no proof of this. But some email forwarded to me said so, so it MUST be true!

*bopping out of this thread, Jackson 5ive style*

The Bop Gun!
YouTube - George Clinton - Paint The White House Black

[PennyGWoods]

Originally Posted by natalayjones

The Bop Gun!
YouTube - George Clinton - Paint The White House Black

I was JUST about to say that our new #1 enemy is no longer Osama bin Laden, but Sir Nose D'void of Funk.

Speaking of which, here's my alma mater's trombone line giving an impromptu performance after a Homecoming game.

YouTube - FAMU's Marching 100- Trombone Fanfare- Sir Nose

[nat_at772]

Originally Posted by PennyGWoods

I was JUST about to say that our new #1 enemy is no longer Osama bin Laden, but Sir Nose D'void of Funk.

Speaking of which, here's my alma mater's trombone line giving an impromptu performance after a Homecoming game.

YouTube - FAMU's Marching 100- Trombone Fanfare- Sir Nose

You went to Famu! I went to BCC!

[PennyGWoods]

EEEEEEE!!!!! Hey there, fellow HBCU alum! *hugs*

[TnHilltopper]

sorry but there is little to discuss here and judging by the follow up responses and reports, this thread will be closed.