I posted this in the debate thread but I think most people missed it because it was moving so fast. It was just TOO funny not to post.
He's never really followed politics before or watched any debates. A few minutes into the CNN debate coverage he said "What are those red and green lines on the bottom of the screen, Lie Detectors?"
I nearly wet myself laughing at the thought of a lie detector machine being hooked up to the candidates during a debate. It sure would be easy to decide who to vote for if they did that.