Predictions if Obama Wins (vote, democrat, liberal, conservative)

[compJockey]

Originally Posted by crbcrbrgv

I predict the following:

-Condoms will be distributed to students starting at Pre-K 4.
-All books will be burned in public libraries and replaced with Korans.
-Income tax will be raised to 66.6% in order to give equal time to Satan per the Fairness Doctrine.
-Apple pie will be outlawed.
-Black History Month will become Black History Year.
-Every family will be required to have at least one homosexual relative.
-"Under God" will be replaced by the pharse "ambiguous and androgynous being in the sky".
-Illegal Aliens will be allowed to fly their Mexican flags higher than American flags on their property.
-Hussein will become the mandatory middle name for all children born on or after January 20th, 2009.
-All R.E.M. dream cycles will be regulated by the government

If you believe that any of these things will happen, I have a bridge to nowhere to sell you.

Love it!

A loose prediction:
Putting more focus on education, long-term energy solutions, diplomacy and a renewed focus on the middle class can only bring good results.

I won't say everything will be great (we have a bit stacked against us right now), but I do claim things will be better than they'd be with someone else at the helm.

[Jeff Jarrett]

If Obama wins, I only see him being a one term president just like the very liberal Jimmy Carter. If Barack was a centrist like Bill Clinton than I could see him being a 2 term president but he's far from being a middle of the road guy. The reason America didn't elect Jimmy Carter for a second term was because most Americans saw how far to the left and out of touch he was with the average folks.

[Outsiderlookingin]

Originally Posted by CometVoyager

If Obama wins and serves 2 terms here are some predictions;

• Private Property Ownership by Middle Class or Low Income Individuals will no longer exist.
• Oil and all energy companies will be nationalized.
• All major transportation companies will be nationalized.
• There will be no private Health Insurance as the government will decide upon who gets care.
• Israel will cease to exist as a Jewish State
• Americans will no longer to travel freely and will need permission from a government official.
• All Media using the Air Waves will be controlled and reviewed by Obama's Political Party.
• Savings Accounts, 401ks and all retirement accounts will be run and managed by the government and you will require the governments permission to withdraw your money.
• Christmas will no longer be a national holiday.
• The Pledge of Allegiance will no longer have "Under God".
• Your medical records will be managed and controlled by the government.
• Reparations will be paid to all Black People who had ancestors that were slaves.
• You will no longer have the right to own a firearm.
• Eating Beef and other live stock will be severely restricted.
• Smoking Cigarettes will become a felony.
• Homosexuality, Trans-sexuality as well as other deviant sexual behaviors will be taught in elementary schools.
• Jewish and Christian worship will be strictly regulated by the government.

You forgot one: People like this poster will crawl back under the rock they came from until 2016 where they can start another forum entitled Palin knows more then anyone in the Whole Wide World. LOL

[fruitlassie]

Obama isn't "very liberal" by liberals' standards. Not even close.

[Mike Jones 1999]

Originally Posted by jonjj

If Obama is elected president
1. We will have immediately gained some respect from our allies.
2. Our financial market will immediately show a positive change.
3. Our nation can slowly begin the healing process after 8 years of the Bush realm.
4. Plans will immediately be initiated to get out of Iraq.
5. Minority kids will finally feel like they are a part of the pie.
6. Policies will be implemented to slow down the CEO's and Oil companies from taking money without earning it.

That's enough for me. Hence my support for Obama.

Hmmmm. This post seems to be plausible. Did anyone have any 'predictions' for a Palin/McCain' (yes, that is the correct order) White House?

[jimj]

Originally Posted by jonjj
If Obama is elected president
1. We will have immediately gained some respect from our allies.
2. Our financial market will immediately show a positive change.
3. Our nation can slowly begin the healing process after 8 years of the Bush realm.
4. Plans will immediately be initiated to get out of Iraq.
5. Minority kids will finally feel like they are a part of the pie.
6. Policies will be implemented to slow down the CEO's and Oil companies from taking money without earning it.

That's enough for me. Hence my support for Obama.

Originally Posted by Mike Jones 1999

Hmmmm. This post seems to be plausible. Did anyone have any 'predictions' for a Palin/McCain' (yes, that is the correct order) White House?

Ok sure! And the heavens will open and it'll rain gold on all the nation, God will call down and make a live apperance on National Barrack Channel, all national conflicts will cease, radical muslims will all of a sudden call us "brothers" and apologize for bombing us,Barry will step foot in Israel and the Palastinians will be seen holding hands across the borders singing koom-by-ya with their long lost Israeli brethren and a shared casino will be built on the west bank and in Gaza. I almost forgot one, the wailing wall will be turned into the singing wall in honor of Barrack!
Russia will see the errror of their ways and hold immediate fair elections and remove the former KGB officers.

Iran will open a Nordstroms and allow bikinis to be sold to their women who now drive to the store and in a gesture of pride towards Barrack they'll even stop beating and killing the women as well!

See, I can eat some mushrooms/LSD and have visions too!

[AaronK]

Originally Posted by jonjj

If Obama is elected president
1. We will have immediately gained some respect from our allies.

Puhh-leeze!

Sick of hearing this. Our 'allies' are a bunch of whiners and most of them are from very liberal countries. They should be more worried about having us as an ally.

[Diane Giam]

Originally Posted by CometVoyager

If Obama wins and serves 2 terms here are some predictions;

• Private Property Ownership by Middle Class or Low Income Individuals will no longer exist.
• Oil and all energy companies will be nationalized.
• All major transportation companies will be nationalized.
• There will be no private Health Insurance as the government will decide upon who gets care.
• Israel will cease to exist as a Jewish State
• Americans will no longer to travel freely and will need permission from a government official.
• All Media using the Air Waves will be controlled and reviewed by Obama's Political Party.
• Savings Accounts, 401ks and all retirement accounts will be run and managed by the government and you will require the governments permission to withdraw your money.
• Christmas will no longer be a national holiday.
• The Pledge of Allegiance will no longer have "Under God".
• Your medical records will be managed and controlled by the government.
• Reparations will be paid to all Black People who had ancestors that were slaves.
• You will no longer have the right to own a firearm.
• Eating Beef and other live stock will be severely restricted.
• Smoking Cigarettes will become a felony.
• Homosexuality, Trans-sexuality as well as other deviant sexual behaviors will be taught in elementary schools.
• Jewish and Christian worship will be strictly regulated by the government.

This is really scary. Canada and Mexico are sounding better and better.
He won't take my bank account, I'll withdraw and keep it in a hiden safe.
Diane G

[Diane Giam]

Originally Posted by fruitlassie

Obama isn't "very liberal" by liberals' standards. Not even close.

No, he's more communist.

Diane G

[PG77]

Originally Posted by Diane Giam

No, he's more communist.

Diane G