Your Favorite Standup Comedy Bits (US, The Police, watch, funny)
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I need a good laugh so post up your favorite bit. PG-13 or I'm sure the mods will delete your post.
Here's one of my favs. It really hits home for me since I'm in the heart of my career.
John ? trying to remember his last name now. He was always cracking Mr C and me up with his "get out of the line". Pinnette, that's it! Though I can't be sure whether it was with both double n's and t's. Anyways, it's closer than my not remembering his last name. We thought his insatiable appetite schtik at buffets was quite funny. He always made fun of his size. Bless his heart. Miss his humor
Ron White and his one liners and humor in bars, as well as behind bars. Yes, he did have the right to stay quiet, [when the police cuffed him] but as you know, there are many that lack that ability after more than xx-amount of booze in their bodies. I guess Ron joked he was the prime example.
There are so many others out there that have made us laugh over the years. I've only those two at this moment in time. Give me another 5 minutes or so.... I'll just read some of the previous posts and come back to see more. Laughing is good for the soul. Was there a book with that title? For those reading, hope you get to enjoy the weekend.
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trying to remember his last name now. He was always cracking Mr C and me up with his "get out of the line". Pinnette, that's it! Though I can't be sure whether it was with both double n's and t's. Anyways, it's closer than my not remembering his last name. We thought his insatiable appetite schtik at buffets was quite funny. He always made fun of his size. Bless his heart. Miss his humor 
For those reading, hope you get to enjoy the weekend.
