A Minnesotan and Louisianian walks into a bar...
M: I'll have a Bud, here's some $$$
L: Same for me, thanks. You got some change?
M: So what is you going to do on thanksgiving?
L: I is going to have a big-ass Turkey with beans!
M: Me too! But replace them beans with tree bark!
L: So what about them elections? Obama sucks.
M: No! I vote Democrat!
L: Shiiiiiiieet! Them Republicans be da best!
M: Y'all watched them news yesterday? Pretty big-ass blizzard in Buffalo.
L: No, I watched Jersey Shore.
M: Oh, that be da bomb!
L: So how about invading da Iran-ragheads? God bless 'Murica!
M: Yeah! I'm up! I'm a sergeant in the National Guard! God bless 'Murica!
L: Yeah! Them middle easterners hate liberty!
M: And freedom!
L: Yeah, but who is going to win the World Series?
M: I is not really into Baseball. I watch hockey.
L: Really? It's not that big in Louisiana, but NY Rangers rule!
M: They suck! But yeah, me getting hungry. Wanna go to Wendy's?
L: Sure! I is buying!
A Spaniard and Norwegian walks into a bar...
S: ¡Hola!
N: Hej!
S: Should we switch to English? I have no idea what you are talking about. Anyway, I'll have an Estrella.
N: Sure! Akvavit for me.
S: So, how come you are so rich and we are so poor?
N: Oil and working economy. What's wrong with you?
S: Our politicans are so corrupt, like our PM Jesús MarÃa González González y González.
N: Oh, never heard of him. What is his party and what is his ideas?
S: Corruption, and he represents the Mañana party. How about Norway? What parties do you have?
N: Our PM's name is Ã…ge Torsksen Regnsen. He's great, he represents the liberal Olje Til Frokost party.
S: Oh, we should have some Norwegian politicians. Let's have another drink!
N: Sorry, work tomorrow.
S: Damn. We have a national holiday tomorrow. BTW, what does that street sign mean there outside?
N: No parking from 8-19. You don't have them?
S: Sure, but they look different.
N: Have this America invading Iran being on the news in Spain?
S: It has, but I'm unsure. We hade a huge debate on TV after the famous Muchas Machos de Playas telenovela.
N: Never heard of it, but I think the US shouldn't invade. Anyway, how about grabbing some food! I know a good restaurant chain nearby. They have 20 variants of lutefisk!
S:
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I have no idea what that is, but I would like to have some cocido madrileño.
N: I don't know what that is, and I don't think they serve it here. Anyway, you probably don't have NOK, so my treat, my decision! Lutefisk it is!
S: Ok, it might be good.
N: .... you wish...
So, sure. Surely the American differences are bigger than the European. NOT.
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