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Originally Posted by picklejuice
Yet again, I vote for...ME!   |
Interesting that you say that. I, too, vote for me... but that's because, being a heterosexual man, I define "beauty" for men in a much more "big-picture" sense.
Physically I think I'm a 9 out of 10. Like most people, I don't have the gall to state that I think I'm the most physically perfect specimen of my gender out there... I'm a good looking guy, never had trouble getting dates once I "grew up" around age 15, and my wife says I'm the best-looking guy out there. I've never seen a man I'd rather look like. But, I know that I don't fit the "Hollywood standard", so there are plenty of women who wouldn't consider my appearance to be ideal. I'm fine with that. Hence, 9 out of 10.
The reason why I cast my vote for myself is because I compare myself, personality-wise, with the guys who are often voted to be the best-looking. It makes me sick who women will vote for, given what else they do with their lives. First of all, it seems that in order to be voted "best looking", you have to be a famous celebrity. Why does being a famous celebrity automatically make you great-looking, unless there is a direct (and very shallow) connection between bank account size and physical attractiveness? Secondly, it's about time that people start considering the whole person. That's why I say I'm the epitome of male beauty. I'm as good-looking as any guy out there (or better-looking, in the opinion of the only person who matters), and I have the following going for me:
-I don't smoke (all of those so-called "great looking" guys who smoke will also stink... so much for their actual attractiveness... and we all know how sexy it is to be on an oxygen tank or barely able to walk from the car to the front door without getting winded because your lungs are ruined from smoking)
-I don't drink (cirrhosis of the liver, throat cancer, and impotence are not sexy at all)
-I don't do drugs (y'ever watched episodes of COPS with people who are high on drugs? Oh yeah, THAT stuff is hot. Nothing like bloodshot eyes, incomprehensible speech, and behaving uncontrollably in public while wearing your underwear and a torn-up stained tank top.)
(Also, I will never do anything stupid and/or criminal on account of being "under the influence", like so many of these pin-up celebrities of our time. Mug shots are NOT attractive. Neither is a criminal record.)
-I don't womanize (I took my pick, then closed the menu. Women flirt with me, and I don't flirt back... instead I will mention my wife whenever it's not awkward to do so. If I am in any way asked or encouraged to examine or evaluate another woman's physical appearance, regardless of who the woman is, I will say that I don't look at other women like that. I am TRUE.)
-I don't lie, cheat, steal, nor screw others over to advance my own personal prospects in life
-I do not commit criminal acts of any kind, nor do I have even the slightest compulsion to do so
-I respect other people and you will never find me cussing in public
(I'd make the most boring celebrity out there, because there'd never be any tabloid fodder coming out of my life.)
-I'm talented and intelligent, and I don't squander that by choosing stupidity in my life
-I go to church every week, volunteer my time and talent for the church, and despite my questions about the Bible and the nature of God, I put forth my best effort to follow God's commandments as stated in the Bible.
Basically, I live a good, upstanding life... which is far more than most guys can say. That, when added to how the meaningful evidence attests to me being as good-looking as any dude out there, puts me over the top. Might I, at some point, find someone who eclipses me? Maybe, but it hasn't happened yet.
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