I was just trying to help. (fashion, beauty, remove, thin)

[70Ford]

So...I had an idea the other day. It was time to go to the theatre and my wife was taking waaaaaaaay too long to get ready.
Ingenuity (and the thought of being late) begat my brilliant plan.

Wagner Power Sprayer? Check.


Can of hair spray? Check. Argh! NO! Out of spray...got this 10 day hold toupe spray, though....... Nice!


Holding the can of spray, I twisted the little knobby thing off and crammed the little tubey thing inside an old tea pitcher. Got it all out! YEAH!



I gently poured the contents into my sprayer...I could hear my wife upstairs humming....
"Oooh..going to the show..oooh...getting all pretty and dressed Up...Oooh..."
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So I snuck up behind her...and turned on the machine. A gentle spray began to waft out....and honestly...It was supposed to be like this....



But the regulator was stuck...and it sort of came out like this -

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/waterfall.jpg (broken link)

and she sort of ended up...looking like this.



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She still isn't talking to me.

[SmerkyGrl]

Hahaha good one OP :P You should leave women's fashion to women. There is no logic to it and somehow we manage to impress ourselves afterwards. Sometimes, women don't even understand women's fashion.

Good luck with the wifey!

[emeraldsky]

Too funny.

Next time pop in Brad Paisley's "Waitin' On A Woman" while you're standing there drumming your fingers, or thinking up more ingenious ideas. It'll calm your little heart.

You might have to put it on repeat several times though, if she's really behind schedule.

That might help.

[alley06]

Am I the only one who cant see that last photo? This is funny though...that tea pitcher is awesome, wonder where I can get one.

[MooksterL1]

Hm, it may have been the words "wide shot" on the box that put you in the dog house.

[nic529]

LOL - I'm cracking up - hey I had that hair!

Good luck with your wife - take her out for a nice valentines dinner and maybe send her for a massage - she'll get over it. LOL

[hali-g]

hahahahahah lol
you are soooooooooooooo funny just dont feel toooooo bad you were only trying to help and maybe next time tell her that the show begins an hour earlier than the real time so really she would be ready on time. lol

[Barkingowl]