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If you need a volunteer to help you work this diet off
I'M HERE FOR YOU
Aww Brian you are too too kind...next time I'm in 'Joisey' we'll do a 5K run together, whaddaya say? How far are you from Newark? I was just there a few years ago on my way back from a European trip...
Aww Brian you are too too kind...next time I'm in 'Joisey' we'll do a 5K run together, whaddaya say? How far are you from Newark? I was just there a few years ago on my way back from a European trip...
I think I can stick to this one...
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> Excellent Stress Diet
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> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the
> stress that builds during the day.
>
> Breakfast
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> 1 grapefruit
> 1 slice whole wheat toast
> 1 cup skim milk
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> Lunch
> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
> 1 cup spinach
> 1 cup herbal tea
> 1 Hershey's kiss
>
> Afternoon Tea
> The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
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> Dinner
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> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
> 2 loaves garlic bread
> 1 family size supreme pizza
> 3 Snickers Bars
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> Late Night Snack
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> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>
> Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
Great choices! With one exeption, the pizza. Go for the DiGornios, theyre the best!! And I drink milk, not wine, but different strokes for different folks...
Hahahahaha! Great post, after a somewhat stressful day, you really made me laugh. Thanks!
I'm glad i can make you laugh.
This was actually posted on the OTHER FORUM as a joke diet
But they moved it here to Food & Drink
Oh well
Keep Smiling
The smile looks good on ya
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