The Birth Of A Candy Bar.....A Little Naughty But Cute Joke (peanut, butter)
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One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".
He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."
He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".
"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".
One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".
He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."
He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".
"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".
When we were kids we had a similar one but not with so many cadies: it had to do with Butterfinger, Milky way and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born. I don't remember it exactly, that was 60 plus years ago.
That was definitely a fun read. Thanks, younglisa!!!
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