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Old 08-16-2014, 02:59 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Q: How many haoles does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: 1,001! 1 to screw in the light bulb and 1,000 to write the environmental impact report.

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Q: What is the most common first name for local Japanese males?


A: Glen! Just think Glenn Miyashiro...Glenn Miyashiro...Glenn Miyashiro. My name is Glenn! Corey takes 2nd Place.
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Old 08-16-2014, 03:09 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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In an elevator there was a Samoan lady, a Pake lady and a Haole lady. As they were going down, the Pake lady notices the perfume that the Haole lady was wearing and says to her, "Mine is Mystiq, $250 an ounce." The Haole lady looked over and says to her, "Prolong, $375 an ounce.” As the elevator came to a stop the Samoan lady bent over, farted and said “Corned Beef, 58¢ an ounce!”


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Old 08-16-2014, 03:13 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Q: How do you identify the haoles in a Chinese restaurant?


A: They're the one not sharing the food. This is my entree, that one is yours.
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Old 08-16-2014, 06:26 PM
 
Location: mainland but born oahu
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Originally Posted by kaimuki View Post
Q: How many haoles does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: 1,001! 1 to screw in the light bulb and 1,000 to write the environmental impact report.

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Q: What is the most common first name for local Japanese males?


A: Glen! Just think Glenn Miyashiro...Glenn Miyashiro...Glenn Miyashiro. My name is Glenn! Corey takes 2nd Place.
Here you go kaimuki.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwxcviCe5CM
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Old 08-16-2014, 06:29 PM
 
Location: mainland but born oahu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEazFUrOr7s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LZ3MFX1dH8
Just so people no tink im racist.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zyplVPJuF4
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Old 08-16-2014, 07:55 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Originally Posted by hawaiian by heart View Post
VERY funny!
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Old 08-16-2014, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Originally Posted by hawaiian by heart View Post
I nearly made a mess on my monitor. Da kine pidgin mode. lol
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Old 08-16-2014, 07:58 PM
 
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Another classic from more than 20 years ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3tW0kkvtk
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:02 PM
 
Location: mainland but born oahu
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@kaimuki

Good one, dont remember that one.

Heres one more recent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uzoEKm2h7Y

Gee i don't know how anyone would of survived old school local Hawai'i being politically correct and overly sensitive? Kids would of chewed you up and spit you out. But it all in good fun.
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Old 08-18-2014, 11:44 AM
 
Location: Virginia
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These two blonde tourists are coming back from the north shore in their rental car when one tells the other, "I think the turn signal isn't working". So they pull over and the passenger gets out. The driver says, "Ok, I'm turning it on" The passenger says:

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