[sfbob]

There is a place (Orchid Gardens) at Sahara and Lindell Road in Las Vegas that has some pretty good Dim Sum. And you can have dim sum all day! But lunch time is always crowded...

We always get dimsum but also order sam-see gin mein (3 flavors hong kong style chow mein). It is pretty good.

[guinnessjim]

Originally Posted by sfbob

There is a place (Orchid Gardens) at Sahara and Lindell Road in Las Vegas that has some pretty good Dim Sum. And you can have dim sum all day! But lunch time is always crowded...

We always get dimsum but also order sam-see gin mein (3 flavors hong kong style chow mein). It is pretty good.

thanks for the dim sum tip....been a while since i have had some (used to be a fairly regular event back in LA...some really good places down in china town)

[jfkIII]

LOL...dim sum tip. That reminds me of an old joke...what kind of soup did the gay fellow order at the Chinese restaurant....

cream of sum yung ghy!

[olecapt]

OK guys...Let us get a little organized here. On the next sexual innuendo of the junior high school level from ole JFK we all hit him with a negative. Even if it is funny.

If he goes a week without one we can reconsider.

If we don't get him under control we are going to have gangs of pubescents hanging on the list waiting for another tidbits with which to entertain their home room.

Can you imagine the young teacher trying to explain to a room full of 12/13 yos what a "Merkin" is? Hell I bet the Kid took that one to the CC High School.

One memorable line out of my "merkin" research....Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt? Sheep can hear a zipper.

[jfkIII]

Originally Posted by olecapt

One memorable line out of my "merkin" research....Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt? Sheep can hear a zipper.

That joke was bahhhhhhddddddd!

[dynimagelv]

Did you know in Northern NV it's illegal to make u turn.....


But ya CAN make her eyes bug out
[ewe]

[jfkIII]

c'mon dyn...good joke, poor delivery! You're probably confusing more people than making them laugh!

That should be read as a 'ewe turn!'

[dynimagelv]

Originally Posted by jfkIII

c'mon dyn...good joke, poor delivery! You're probably confusing more people than making them laugh!

That should be read as a 'ewe turn!'

but that gives away the punch line to soon......altho I admit....this is truly a "Spoken word" joke as opposed to a "Printed word"

[guinnessjim]

Originally Posted by dynimagelv

but that gives away the punch line to soon......altho I admit....this is truly a "Spoken word" joke as opposed to a "Printed word"

gotta go w/ dyn on this, jfk.

[Buzz123]

As long as we're being naughty...this is true. My wife and I had dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant the other night. We had just learned that most of them have the word Pho in the name, and that it is pronounced Fuh. The place where we ate is called Pho Kim Long.