Got attacked in downtown Miami (Jupiter: condo, credit, neighborhood)

[MartinCauley]

I was leaving a club in downtown Miami. This tattooed skinny white girl approached me and asked me for a cigarette, which I didn’t have. She asked to walk with me to my car to look for a convenience store. I warned that it was a long walk, but she agreed. Along the way, she told me her stories of her cheating husband who she caught cheating in bed with a neighbor. She said she left him, so I assumed that she was single. She had his name tattooed on her arm “Jeff”. She found a store and grabbed a pack of cigarettes. I offered her a ride back to the club, but she wanted to be dropped off a block before the club. Jessica gave me her email address when I stopped the car. I went to give her a kiss on the cheek and next thing I know, she aggressively kissed me on the mouth, which I wasn’t refusing. Next thing I know some older guy is kicking the side of my car yelling “What are you doing kissing my wife?!?” I asked her if that was her husband, to which she nodded yes. I said “OK, I’m leaving”. She jumped out of the car and he tried jumping into the car. He threw a swing at me in the car and hit the headrest and glanced me a little. I hit the gas and he tumbled out of the car. I looked in my rear view mirror and he was running after me, so I guess he was ok. I did call 911 and gave his description.

Months later, I did a little googling and found out his name is ***No Names Please*** and he runs ***MOD CUT*** in Pelham, Alabama. I started thinking, could this have been some sort of elaborate setup or just a couple of crazy meth heads on the loose?

[FlyMIA]

Didnt they teach you not to go into cars with strangers in the 1st grade?

[Pimpy]

Originally Posted by MartinCauley

I was leaving a club in downtown Miami. This tattooed skinny white girl approached me and asked me for a cigarette, which I didn’t have. She asked to walk with me to my car to look for a convenience store. I warned that it was a long walk, but she agreed. Along the way, she told me her stories of her cheating husband who she caught cheating in bed with a neighbor. She said she left him, so I assumed that she was single. She had his name tattooed on her arm “Jeff”. She found a store and grabbed a pack of cigarettes. I offered her a ride back to the club, but she wanted to be dropped off a block before the club. Jessica gave me her email address when I stopped the car. I went to give her a kiss on the cheek and next thing I know, she aggressively kissed me on the mouth, which I wasn’t refusing. Next thing I know some older guy is kicking the side of my car yelling “What are you doing kissing my wife?!?” I asked her if that was her husband, to which she nodded yes. I said “OK, I’m leaving”. She jumped out of the car and he tried jumping into the car. He threw a swing at me in the car and hit the headrest and glanced me a little. I hit the gas and he tumbled out of the car. I looked in my rear view mirror and he was running after me, so I guess he was ok. I did call 911 and gave his description.

Months later, I did a little googling and found out his name is ***No Names Please*** and he runs ***MOD CUT*** in Pelham, Alabama. I started thinking, could this have been some sort of elaborate setup or just a couple of crazy meth heads on the loose?

This is when you should have aborted your attempt to score with this chick.

[Coconut1]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!

[xS☺B☺s]

Oh that is the classic Miami Escandolosa. I love that shyt, except when it happens to me. Even then, ya gotta laugh. Give the girl credit, she gave you a story you can't tell your grandchildren, but you'll never forget.

One time me and my pals were sitting up on our balcony and another one of our friends was following this cutie with a big grin on his face. Suddenly this giant dude comes around the corner looking for the little cutie. Our buddy did this 180 and got a look on his face like the pacman ghosts when you eat the fruit!



One time this girl I had seen around the neighborhood and was saying hi to when she walked by walked into my pad drunk as a skunk, started partying with me and my friend. Then she got in my bed, and passed out. She stayed with me for like a week. Then she eventually went home, and later that day she's outside my apt again - this time with a guy who was standing on my front steps loudly repeating "Debbie I LOVE you." I of course, was hiding under my bed!

I didn't mention the part about how my real GF who had been nowhere to be found for a month of course conveniently shows up that night around 3am.

If you don't love the drama, Jupiter is nice.

[WINTERFRONT]

The "Miami Escandalosa" lolol, love that term.

[Wild Style]

Originally Posted by FlyMIA

Didnt they teach you not to go into cars with strangers in the 1st grade?

cold as ice.

[miami_zed]

What was that phrase on Dexter? All the crazies roll down to Miami? Something like that.

Considering how people are always talking about how rude and obnoxious Miami people are I found it interesting that the offenders in OP's post weren't locals.

[meiguogubaren]

Originally Posted by xS☺Be

Oh that is the classic Miami Escandolosa. I love that shyt, except when it happens to me. Even then, ya gotta laugh. Give the girl credit, she gave you a story you can't tell your grandchildren, but you'll never forget.

One time me and my pals were sitting up on our balcony and another one of our friends was following this cutie with a big grin on his face. Suddenly this giant dude comes around the corner looking for the little cutie. Our buddy did this 180 and got a look on his face like the pacman ghosts when you eat the fruit!



One time this girl I had seen around the neighborhood and was saying hi to when she walked by walked into my pad drunk as a skunk, started partying with me and my friend. Then she got in my bed, and passed out. She stayed with me for like a week. Then she eventually went home, and later that day she's outside my apt again - this time with a guy who was standing on my front steps loudly repeating "Debbie I LOVE you." I of course, was hiding under my bed!

I didn't mention the part about how my real GF who had been nowhere to be found for a month of course conveniently shows up that night around 3am.

If you don't love the drama, Jupiter is nice.

I personally prefer Morgantown, West Virginia. Drama is not my thing and of course most people here seem to condone it.

[xS☺B☺s]

Originally Posted by meiguogubaren

I personally prefer Morgantown, West Virginia. Drama is not my thing and of course most people here seem to condone it.

I'm confused. You live in LH but prefer Morgantown? You don't like drama but live in MIA? That's like hating the big city and living in Manhattan! I lived in SoBe cuz I wanted drama. When I tired of it, I moved to Boston where there is less drama.