*Free* Hotel Rooms For Those Wanting To "Self-Isolate" (Eagle: transplants, rent)

[BugsyPal]

For a city that is supposedly busted, Sam the Eagle and that some kind of piece of city council are still spending money like drunken sailors on shore leave.

https://www1.nyc.gov/site/helpnownyc...l-program.page

https://www.timeout.com/newyork/news...or-free-111320

[markjames68]

So all you have to do is say you have symptoms and you a get a free place to sleep, drink or take drugs?

[SeventhFloor]

Ha. Who created these conditions that force 4 transplants to split a 4 bdrm apt for $5K rent?

1%

Since when do the poor people dictate the direction of the economy?

[markjames68]

Originally Posted by SeventhFloor

Ha. Who created these conditions that force 4 transplants to split a 4 bdrm apt for $5K rent?

1%

Since when do the poor people dictate the direction of the economy?

If you seriously think it’s the 1% then I have a fine selection of bridges to sell you.

At best it’s the 0.01%.

And when 2/3 of the votes went to DeBlasio that’s obviously not just 1% of NYC voting for him. All but SI went at least 60-70% Democrat.

[SeventhFloor]

Originally Posted by markjames68

If you seriously think it’s the 1% then I have a fine selection of bridges to sell you.

At best it’s the 0.01%.

And when 2/3 of the votes went to DeBlasio that’s obviously not just 1% of NYC voting for him. All but SI went at least 60-70% Democrat.

deBlasio's to blame for the rent now? I'll pull up a chair to hear this one.

You know this is really aimed at ppl living in overcrowded apts.

And yes, it's the 1%.

[90sSitcom]

Originally Posted by markjames68

So all you have to do is say you have symptoms and you a get a free place to sleep, drink or take drugs?

That's a great idea, I'll pass that idea on to my friends.

[Henna]

Originally Posted by markjames68

So all you have to do is say you have symptoms and you a get a free place to sleep, drink or take drugs?

It sounds enticing at first -- 2 weeks for free (including food) at a NYC hotel. But...don't forget, you're not allowed to leave. Not even to the hallway. At all. No visitors, so forget having your drug dealer come by. It's an isolation hotel.

[markjames68]

Originally Posted by Henna

It sounds enticing at first -- 2 weeks for free (including food) at a NYC hotel. But...don't forget, you're not allowed to leave. Not even to the hallway. At all. No visitors, so forget having your drug dealer come by. It's an isolation hotel.

The Eagles come to mind...

So essentially you need to bring enough for a 14 day binge.

[Werdywerd]

Originally Posted by Henna

It sounds enticing at first -- 2 weeks for free (including food) at a NYC hotel. But...don't forget, you're not allowed to leave. Not even to the hallway. At all. No visitors, so forget having your drug dealer come by. It's an isolation hotel.

you act as if thy would really have people watching you, they wont. At worst they will make you install an app to track you and make it seem like they are doing something.

LOL do you think they will assign a cop to your door? lol

[Henna]

Originally Posted by Werdywerd

you act as if thy would really have people watching you, they wont. At worst they will make you install an app to track you and make it seem like they are doing something.

LOL do you think they will assign a cop to your door? lol

Oh Ok, in that case it sounds like a lovely place to vacation for two weeks. Thanks for the heads up on no cops -- I'll go make the call right now, and I'll also try to make sure they have my favorite foods on the menu.