You know you're from North Carolina when... (office, job)

[SunnyKayak]

Originally Posted by Native_Son

...you find your birth certificate.

It's the only way to be sure.

The hospital version has the middle name I have been using today and the county has me listed with my twin middle name. I guess if I wanted to I could start over with a new identity.

[Native_Son]

Originally Posted by SunnyKayak

The hospital version has the middle name I have been using today and the county has me listed with my twin middle name. I guess if I wanted to I could start over with a new identity.

Lol

I won't tell if you won't

[JennieAmber]

Haha thats awesome

[ClevelandMike]

When everybody orders Ranch Dressing for their salads.

When you see men pour 12 tablespoons of sugar in a regular starbucks coffee.

When you hear "you're not from around here are ya"?

When you hear take a right at the old oak tree and left by the red tractor.

Maaamma and Diddy - Mom & Daddy

Unflushed Urinals full of yellow **** - If's it yella, let it mella. If its brown flush it down.

Chewed Tobbaco wads on pavement at gas pumps, home depots and abc stores.

ABC Stores

NC Man's Gear: ballcap, goutee, sunglasses, truck, loud exhaust, #3 bumper sticker.

NC Women say: "Bless their heart"

When you hear "SomBitch" your pretty close to SC

[J. Pederman]

When a cat 2+ hurricane's headed your way and you do a quick mental calculation to determine which lawn furniture you won't miss.

When you've gotten into an actual fight over the supremacy of vinegar over that ketchup mess, then you realize nobody's sold any worth a damn in 20 years.

Nabs

Your workplace closes one Wednesday afternoon in mid-March so you could pick up the kids because school was closed the rest of the week.

The milk & bread aisles look like a postapocalyptic warzone because the forecast called for a slight flurry.

Some enterprising youths turned the overflow lot at the local high school was into a muddin pit.

"Hey I just got back from up North." "Where'd ya go, man?" "San Diego."

You keep a varmint rifle solely for helping out with the water moccasin problem after a good flood.

[WFW&P]

Your new house is shipped by truck.

[JennieAmber]

Ranch is the best dressing.

[ClevelandMike]

Drum Roll Please....

When the toilet is flushed, up in thar mountains, it's straight piped into the creek and " once it passes over 3 rocks, it's good enough to drink".

[JennieAmber]

LOL. That's awesome.

I just have one modification, if you're up in thar mountains, it's not a "creek" it's a crick.

[just_sayin']

Originally Posted by hickoryfan

Ask disappointingly for a sundrop when you're out of state.

Disappointment no more......sundrop has gone nationwide!