This is just for fun
You Might Be A Redneck If ...
... you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck.
... the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
... you think "manual labor" is a Spanish ambassador
... your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language
... you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.
... you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
... your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
... you no longer drink wine ever since the ***** cap got caught up your nose.
... you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
... that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
... your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
... you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
... you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
... your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
... you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
... taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
... you’ve got more than one relative named “Darryl”.
... you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
... on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
... you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.
... your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
... your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
... your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
... your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
... you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
... you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.
... you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
... your **** collection is also called the family videos.
... your screen name is JohnDeere.
... you think the unibomber was a wrestler.
... you think the quarterhorse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.
... you've ever gotten a "lap" dance from your sister!
... the fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!
... your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
... you decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween.
... you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro.
... your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.
... your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures.
... you think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
... your pick-up is at least 3 colors.
... all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.
... you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat.
... both your house and car are on blocks.
... the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.
... your dog can open a beer can for you.
... you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.
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