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Old 08-21-2008, 02:29 PM
 
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I've heard there is a Chuck Norris Museum. Where is it located? Thanks
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Old 08-21-2008, 03:29 PM
 
Location: Pawnee Nation
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

#Chuck Norris is his own Museum

#If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

#There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

#Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

#Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

#Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

#Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

#Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:50 PM
 
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http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/redbird4848/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg (broken link)
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:00 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
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http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/redbird4848/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg (broken link)
I love the Chuck Norris stuff. Yep, that IS his toilet paper!
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:37 PM
 
Location: Duncan, OK
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LOL that is too funny!!!
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:24 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma
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The Chuck Norris Museum is in Wilson, OK which is located a few miles west of Ardmore, OK
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:30 PM
 
Location: Pawnee Nation
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Why is it in Wilson? CN was from Ryan wasn't he?
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:43 AM
 
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Maybe he can roundhouse kick a few people up and force them to move the museum to Ryan.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:19 PM
 
Location: So. Dak.
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Are you serious? There really IS a Chuck Norris museum in Wilson? We absolutely love him. He's been in our area, but unfortunately we've always missed him. He is married to a gal that lived a half hour east of here. Lucky her.
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:10 PM
 
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Are you serious? There really IS a Chuck Norris museum in Wilson? We absolutely love him. He's been in our area, but unfortunately we've always missed him. He is married to a gal that lived a half hour east of here. Lucky her.
Lucky her!? Are you saying you find Chuck Norris sexy?

Jammie!!!! You? The shy sweet innocent little girl from South Dakota??? Lusting after Chuck Norris??!!
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