[tookey]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

When you're from Oklahoma you look at things a little differently...

An Oklahoma rancher got into his pickup truck, drove to a neighboring ranch
and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9 years old, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.


"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into Tulsa."

"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she's not here either. She went into Tulsa with Pa. "

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Pa. "

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know
where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a
message for Pa."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about
that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for
Howard."

That is way too funny I am still chuckling to myself

[tookey]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

A winter statistic



98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH sh !!T BEFORE

GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.


THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM OKLAHOMA AND THEY SAY,

'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS

Aint it the truth

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

When you're from Oklahoma you look at things a little differently...

An Oklahoma rancher got into his pickup truck, drove to a neighboring ranch
and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9 years old, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.


"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into Tulsa."

"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she's not here either. She went into Tulsa with Pa. "

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Pa. "

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know
where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a
message for Pa."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about
that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for
Howard."

http://bestsmileys.com/eyes/14.gif (broken link)......Okie Joke-a-da-day?.....

[Goodpasture]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

......Okie Joke-a-da-day?.....

Joke?


So, RB, what DID pa get for Howard?

[karibear]

Originally Posted by Goodpasture

Joke?


So, RB, what DID pa get for Howard?

He got a live in cook's helper and maid.

[_redbird_]

Originally Posted by Goodpasture

Joke?

So, RB, what DID pa get for Howard?

Howard provided his services pro bono. Then they had one of them thar okie shotgun weddings.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff275/redbird4848/shotgun_wedding.jpg (broken link)

[mkfarnam]

OK!..The Hatfields and McCoys...

[EarthBound?]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Howard provided his services pro bono. Then they had one of them thar okie shotgun weddings.

He had to be real drunk to be with that thing, SHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

[mkfarnam]

I just watch somethin' like this on "The Andy Griffith Show"

"A Feud is a Feud"...
Andy Griffith: Full Episodes : tvland.com

[_redbird_]

Originally Posted by EarthBound?

He had to be real drunk to be with that thing, SHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

I think she is too purdy fur you to appreciate! She also looks like a future walmart shopper!

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