Why? (buy, phone, companies, people)

[AksarbeN]

The all perplexing questions of WHY and never any answers. http://www.airamericaplace.com/boards/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif (broken link)

Why? Is it that I got into my truck and the only place a bird with diarrhea could find was my windshield?

Why? When I went to the carwash the brush on the right side doesn’t work?

Why? I pay for my lunch with a new crisp $20 bill and get change back in old wrinkled bills that no one else wants to carry in their pocket?

Why? Is it that when I want to give a pos rep – I can’t?

Why? Is it that when I go to the grocery store, I can’t find everything I needed?

Why? Is it that when I buy two of the same items, I never run out of the first one?

[fuzzymystic]

Well, like my mom always told us: BECAUSE I SAID SO!

[AksarbeN]

Why are mom's always right?

[Roaddog]

Why? Is it that when I go to the grocery store, I can’t find everything I needed?

Because the oil companies pay them to move things around so you have to make a second trip and burn more fuel.

[Ohiogirl81]

^^^Is that why grocery stores remodel every year or so ... Grrrr ...

[AksarbeN]

Why is it that I never have a flat tire unless I need the car?http://www.airamericaplace.com/boards/style_emoticons/default/rage.gif (broken link)

[Hillbilly63]

Why do DRIVE-UP atm's have braille on the keys ?

[AksarbeN]

Why does the phone ring only when your in the bathroom? http://www.airamericaplace.com/boards/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif (broken link)

[mainebrokerman]

Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why

[pixieshmoo]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway (well, Jersey has a "parkway")?