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Old 10-25-2010, 09:47 AM
 
Location: playing in the colorful Colorado dirt
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Just the ticket after yesterday! Graveyard giggles!

If I could choose:

Damn,could that woman cook!

If my DH chooses:

Honey, did you make dinner before you left?

That man can eat! He pi***s me off though because he's thin!
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:01 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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On a bald man's tombstone:

"He was out of hair and now he's out of mine."
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:07 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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On my own:

"Finally, I can sleep through the night without having to get up to pee."
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:52 PM
 
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"What the Hell are you lookin' at?"
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:52 PM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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Another of my creations, that wouldn't be accepted by the cemetery:

A marble upright slab:

First line: W-a-r-n-i-n-g !
2nd line: This particular gravesite protected by land mines
Last line: Watch your step!
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:27 PM
 
Location: Texas
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"I told you I was sick."
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:47 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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If someone could stick a CD player on the tombstone.........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU2Yb0HcqUs
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:59 PM
 
Location: planet octupulous is nearing earths atmosphere
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enter at your own risk, satan is resting, there's 666 graves to your left..
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:33 PM
 
Location: NW Penna.
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I'll be back.


In all caps.
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