I created a random story generator in Excel (house, county, senior)

[JS1]

lol, every time I hit F9 (re-calculate), I get a different intro

OK, now I'm going to copy the next 10 random stories from my spreadsheet:

I work for MicroAge. I am based out of EGE (Vail, CO (Eagle County)).

I'm divorced.
I am based out of CEZ (Cortez, CO) and my name is Bert. I work for Blue Bell and I fly frequently for business to MEM. :kiss:

I travel frequently to MIA (Miami, FL), and I love guns.

I love cats. I work for Schulman, and my name is Anibal.

I am based out of MRY (Monterey, California, Monterey Penisula Airport).
My name is Nickolas.
One time I won a million dollars.

I live on the streets. My name is Johnnie.

I work for Valmont Industries.

I fly frequently for business to LAX and BIL (Billings, Montana) and OMA (Omaha).

I love getting high, and I work for Wyndham! :wave:

My name is Eleanore, and I work for R.H. Donnelley. Smoking is expensive but worth it and I am based out of TOL (Toledo, OH). I fly frequently to CVG and GSP (Greenville/Spartanburg, South Carolina) and PHL.

I work for Champion International.
I fly to COD and DFW.
I am based out of AHN (Athens, GA).

Babies make a lot of messy diapers!

I am based out of PIT (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh International Airport).

I work for the state of Oklahoma, and I fly to OKC to work in Oklahoma City.

I'm a grandfather of 5. :wave:

[SATX56]

LOL!

[Dbl-r]

LOL guess I am dbl-r and this flew right over my head

[Cunucu Beach]

I'm so out of touch. I haven't a clue what this means.

[Ketabcha]

I see. You must work in Excel a lot.

When I work in Excel I don't want anything to distract me because I'm not cool with numbers. So, if I'm running the household budget I don't want something to pop up on the screen declaring:

"A dingo ate my baby."

[JS1]

lol, here are some random "where I work statements" This is actually pretty easy, I pick a random sentence start and sentence end phrase, and stick in a random company name.

I'm a senior exec with Fiat-Allis.
I'm a clerk with Hercules.
I've worked for Aon for a long time.
I'm a manager at Genzyme.
I put Bed Bath & Beyond out of business.
I love my job at OfficeMax.
I work for BankBoston as a senior exec.
I'm employed by Hoechst Celanese.
I work for Container Corp. of America as an executive.
I've retired from Uniroyal.
I hate working for Kimball International as a senior exec.
I am a senior exec at Collective Brands.
I put Wal-Mart Stores out of business.
I hate working for Intelligent Electronics as a middle manager.
I work for General Cable as a clerk.
I'm a dumb employee of Hill-Rom Holdings.
I am a clerk at Caremark International.
I love working for Household International as an executive.
I'm a clerk at Petco Animal Supplies.
I make Titanium Metals Corp. of America lots of money.
I hate working for Blackstone as a middle manager.
I hate working for Cabela's as a clerk.
I'm a dumb employee of Genesco.


lol, Excel put Bed Bath & Beyond and Wal-Mart out of business! LOL