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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is
>>>>LEAVING WORK EARLY...
>>>>
>>>>Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
>>>>boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the
>>>>girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind
>>>>her.
>>>>
>>>>After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
>>>>they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did
>>>>a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>>>>
>>>>The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
>>>>before meeting a dinner date.
>>>>
>>>>The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when
>>>>she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
>>>>
>>>>Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
>>>>her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept
>>>>out of her house.
>>>>
>>>>The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
>>>>leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
>>>>them.
>>>>
>>>>'No way,' the blonde exclaimed. 'I almost got caught yesterday.'
Good Jokes. An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
Nice post...here is the more information about on this...Actually A blonde girl takes a drive in her convertible one day. Along the way comes to a cornfield. She decides to get out and have a run through the corn field. She comes back to the car to find out that she locked her keys in the car. She calls a Locksmith, "Hello, i have locked my keys in my car. Could you please come help me." Locksmith says "Of course we'll be there in about 30 min." Blonde says " Could you please make it faster? It's starting to rain and my top is downFunny Jokes
Lenin coined a slogan on how to achieve the state of communism through rule by the Communist Party and modernization of the Russian industry and agriculture: "Communism is Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country!" The slogan was subject to popular mathematical scrutiny: "Consequently, Soviet power is communism minus electrification, and electrification is communism minus Soviet power."funny quotes
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