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Please tell us what we might hear if we worked as a 911 operator... I'll give an example. It always starts with "Emergency Services ..how may I help you??
"Hello" is this 911?? My brother was riding his bike and tried to execute the "Flying Walenda" move and he crashed. I think his leg is broken it's stuck in his ear.
P.S. Please keep responses short as possible ...and hilarious of course!
Last edited by SATX56; 06-10-2011 at 05:26 PM..
Reason: Added P.S.!
"HELP! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! <click, dial tone>"
"My girlfriend is trying to slash her wrists with a plastic knife. Get someone out here QUICK."
"Do you know how long to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?"
"There was a man outside my house two hours ago and I'm afraid to go to sleep. Can you send someone out to check my yard?"
Dispatcher - "Where do you live?" Caller - "My house"
"I just got home and my girlfriend isn't here. Do you know where she is?"
"Do you know anyone who wants a dog?"
"I heard that cops were at my neighbor's house yesterday. Do you know why?"
Dis. Fire or Police?? Caller...uh Railroad!
Dis. I'm sorry?? Caller...I left my Ferrari on the track and the train is coming. I was the designated driver ...but, I'm dwunk!
Dis. Click buzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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I'll give an example. It always starts with "Emergency Services ..how may I help you??
