Bad Day @ Hallmark (daughter, wedding, wife, beautiful)

[AksarbeN]

Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?


My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset your must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years
That we’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder…
“What the hell was I thinking?”
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I’ve always want to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I’ve changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
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Happy Birthday! You look great for you age.
Almost lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time…
let’s say we stop?
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I’m so miserable without you -
It’s almost like you’re here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of you.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we’re having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter’s a hooker,
And it spoiled you day.
Look at the bright side,
It’s really good pay!
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[MinuteMan]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

Lol good stuff AksarbeN.
BTW, I received an email from my employer last week warning not to open any and all e-cards from Hallmark due to a detection of a viruse. I usually send some ecards during holidays and birthdays to a few friends but will hold off for awhile.

[Hillbilly63]

Reminds me of Roger Miller

"Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
And so's maple syruple"