07-01-2012, 11:37 PM
Location: Out there somewhere...a traveling man.
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Redneck Medical Dictionary Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life to the limit...
Medical Term - Redneck Definition
Artery -
The study of paintings
Bacteria -
Back door to cafeteria
Barium -
What doctors do when patients die
Benign -
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section -
A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan -
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize -
Made eye contact with her
Colic -
A sheep dog
Coma -
A punctuation mark
Dilate -
To live long
Enema -
Not a friend
Fester -
Quicker than someone else
Fibula -
A small lie
Impotent -
Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain -
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff -
A Doctor's cane
Morbid -
A higher offer
Nitrates -
Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node -
I knew it
Outpatient -
A person who has fainted
Pelvis -
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative -
A letter carrier
Recovery Room -
Place to do upholstery
Rectum -
Nearly killed him
Secretion -
Hiding something
Seizure -
Roman Emperor
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A small table
Terminal Illness -
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor -
One plus one more
Urine -
Opposite of you're out
07-02-2012, 12:11 AM
Location: South Central Texas
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LOL! Great stuff Nitram!
07-02-2012, 12:15 AM
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OH My God... I laughed my self silly out loud...
"Rectum - Nearly killed him"
strangely this all makes since to me...
07-02-2012, 12:18 AM
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White Blood Cells - What he thinks after he sells his plasma.
07-02-2012, 07:03 AM
Location: Mayberry
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Ha ha, those are great!!
07-02-2012, 07:29 AM
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
nitram
redneck medical dictionary impotent -
distinguished, well known
secretion -
hiding something
lol
07-02-2012, 07:44 AM
Location: On the East Coast
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Thanks for the laughs.
07-02-2012, 09:06 AM
Location: Funky Town
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Quote:
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Bwahahahahahaaa
07-02-2012, 09:08 AM
Location: White House, TN
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07-02-2012, 09:20 AM
Location: playing in the colorful Colorado dirt
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Thank you Nitram, for the much needed laughs!
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"Rectum - Nearly killed him"
Thanks for the laughs.
