Didja Know . . . . . . . . ? Thursday, 23 August 2012

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by JustJoy

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"I like the way it feels on my tongue," explains Kesha, who consumes half a roll a day and even
stashes it in the glove compartment of her car. "I guess it's an acquired taste."

My reaction would be exactly the same as the one expressed by Clint Eastwood in the image above...

I guess you can say she's on a low-calorie, low-fat, low-carbohydrates, salt-free diet, but I think it's high in starch..

[BECLAZONE]

Does she still need to wipe?

[Dallas Kitty]

Originally Posted by BECLAZONE

Does she still need to wipe?

If she eats all the toilet paper .............. eeeeewwwww!

[Ruby Wilfong]

{{{{{sshuuddderrinnggg}}}}

[Chatteress]

Uh ... What does she drink to flush this down with .... Er ... Nevermind ... I don't wanna know

I once had a lizard invade my bathroom ... I caught Lizzie the Lizard squeezing the Charmin ... Wonder if she was getting ready to get her TP fix on

[ans57]

Originally Posted by buddy5

I shudder to think what her favorite condiment is.

^^This evokes a mental image too disgusting to entertain!
<wish I didn't read this.................YUCK!>

[JustJoy]

well if she's trying to kick the habit this might do the trick

Spoiler

[AksarbeN]

There are always two sides to a story and now for the rest of the news (as Paul Harvey would say). On the good side,,,, she doesn’t have to floss

Also when she does have to use the restroom, she never needs to worry about toilet-paper its right there where she needs it, at all times.

There’s never any worry about not getting a clean swipe.

I can’t imagine what she orders while going through a fast food drive-thru? Maybe “give me two rolls of paper and five packages of ketchup”.

Her diet is mainly fiber which is good news.

[Rambling Iris]

I feel sorry for the poor thing, she obviously has an eating disorder called pica and needs therapy. Small children sometime have the same disorder such as eating paste or chalk at school, but usually grow out of it. She needs to see a doctor to be sure she is not anemic (pica can be related to iron deficiency anemia) and soon before the paper turns to concrete and she gets plugged up! :{

[AksarbeN]

^^

If that happens should she call a doctor or a plumber?