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Passengers on a train in Sweden recently had a unique excuse for being late to the office.
Dispatchers received a call about a car parked close to the tracks and notified the train’s driver, “Often when
cars are sitting near the tracks it can be copper thieves at work, or unfortunately a person who has tired of
life,” said the dispatcher.
When the driver came up on the car, he stopped the train and went over to see what the problem was. What
he (and presumably every passenger with a window seat) discovered wasn’t a thief or someone suicidal
~~~ it was a young couple in the wild throes of lust
“The driver told them they weren't being very discrete there and asked them to get moving.”
Passengers on a train in Sweden recently had a unique excuse for being late to the office.
Dispatchers received a call about a car parked close to the tracks and notified the train’s driver, “Often when
cars are sitting near the tracks it can be copper thieves at work, or unfortunately a person who has tired of
life,” said the dispatcher.
When the driver came up on the car, he stopped the train and went over to see what the problem was. What
he (and presumably every passenger with a window seat) discovered wasn’t a thief or someone suicidal
~~~ it was a young couple in the wild throes of lust
“The driver told them they weren't being very discrete there and asked them to get moving.”
I'm glad this incident climaxed without any injuries...
I've heard of people having sex on a train (the train motion is supposed to add quite the thrill) but if you're trying sex on train tracks your caboose is loose.
Passengers on a train in Sweden recently had a unique excuse for being late to the office.
Dispatchers received a call about a car parked close to the tracks and notified the train’s driver, “Often when
cars are sitting near the tracks it can be copper thieves at work, or unfortunately a person who has tired of
life,” said the dispatcher.
When the driver came up on the car, he stopped the train and went over to see what the problem was. What
he (and presumably every passenger with a window seat) discovered wasn’t a thief or someone suicidal
~~~ it was a young couple in the wild throes of lust
“The driver told them they weren't being very discrete there and asked them to get moving.”
And that’s how the story of The Little Train Who Thought He Could was written. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I know I can, I know I can, I,, I,,,, I,,,, I,,, I,,, I,,,,,,,,,, As he picked up speed and moved the train over the hill. All he needed was someone to blow his whistle and ring his bell for him to manage anything he needed to do in life.
And that’s how the story of The Little Train Who Thought He Could was written. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I know I can, I know I can, I,, I,,,, I,,,, I,,, I,,, I,,,,,,,,,, As he picked up speed and moved the train over the hill. All he needed was someone to blow his whistle and ring his bell for him to manage anything he needed to do in life.
I think the train driver/conductor was a little.. Hard On the couple, but then again, they probably didn't know they were on the wrong side of the tracks, which.. Derails any theories of the couple not being aware of the situation, that's why somebody needs to.. Errect a sign that says "No Parking"..
Last edited by Magnum Mike; 11-15-2012 at 09:56 AM..
I've heard of people having sex on a train (the train motion is supposed to add quite the thrill) but if you're trying sex on train tracks your caboose is loose.
LOL.. and if two people having sex on a train cause the motions, they either need to go a little slower, or the train has a problem with the suspension... Maybe that's why they call it "Loco Motion"...
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The Little Engine that Could
