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A brunette was standing on the edge of a lake and saw another brunette on the other side.
"Hey!", she called "How do you get to the other side of the lake?"
The other brunette yelled back "You tell me. You're already there!"
A redhead went in to get her hair cut. She was wearing headphones and wouldn't take them off. The hairdresser didn't mind until she was cutting the hair under the band. She asked the woman to remove the headphones, but she refused.
The hairdresser continued working around it, then noticed the redhead had fallen asleep. She decided to remove the headphones so she could finish the cut.
As she removed the headphones the redhead started gasping for breath, then passed out and died.
Curious, the hairdresser put on the headphones, and heard:
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
A brunette was standing on the edge of a lake and saw another brunette on the other side.
"Hey!", she called "How do you get to the other side of the lake?"
The other brunette yelled back "You tell me. You're already there!"
A redhead went in to get her hair cut. She was wearing headphones and wouldn't take them off. The hairdresser didn't mind until she was cutting the hair under the band. She asked the woman to remove the headphones, but she refused.
The hairdresser continued working around it, then noticed the redhead had fallen asleep. She decided to remove the headphones so she could finish the cut.
As she removed the headphones the redhead started gasping for breath, then passed out and died.
Curious, the hairdresser put on the headphones, and heard:
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
A redhead was in her front yard using her hedge trimmer when the tail of her cat accidentally got caught in the blades and it was cut off.
The woman grabbed the cat to rush to the nearest Walmart store to get it ReTailed. She stood to close to the edge of the road and a passing garbage truck had a large mirror sticking way out and that cut off her head.
Moral of the story.
Never lose your head over a piece of tail. Usually it is the guys of all colors who are accused of this act.
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