Ways to Annoy Others (free, house, ideas, how much)

[country pride]

I just saw the thread about annoying your driving instructor (and wonder how much more it could scare a commercial driving instructor, lol!) and thought yet another way to annoy other people would be interesting. If you can think of a couple here and there, feel free to show us.
I'll start, because there are tons of ideas out there!
How about raking all your leaves into your neighbours yard. Or making scarey faces at a baby in a store, then turn away really quick, before anyone realizes it was you. (Somehow I can fathom Mike doing just that!). Put your dirty socks on the kitchen counter (on 2nd thought, that might backfire and send you to the doghouse permanantly). Lastly, how about toss a couple of those Hershey Kisses (smushed, of course!) into your friends toilet when you leave.
Anyone else have any ideas?!

[poconoproud]

I just walked in my bathroom - and someone had the Hershey Squirts! Livewire! You got me!

[Rcm58]

When ever someone puts in their notice at work send them a note on company letter head stating that due to the Vice President In Charge Of Resignations leaving the company they will have to remain employed until a replacement is found.

Burn a full length CD full of the same song.

Bring back former popular sayings like Wheres The Beef.

Ask for one slice of everything at the Deli.

Start using popular hand shakes from the 60's, 70's.

Change your answering machine message to Hello.

[sierraAZ]

Sorry, no tips. It comes naturally and effortlessly to some of us. Can't be taught...

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Livewire

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How about raking all your leaves into your neighbours yard. Or making scarey faces at a baby in a store, then turn away really quick, before anyone realizes it was you. (Somehow I can fathom Mike doing just that!). Put your dirty socks on the kitchen counter (on 2nd thought, that might backfire and send you to the doghouse permanantly).
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Anyone else have any ideas?!

LOL.. What.. make scarey faces at a baby in a store or rake the leaves into my neighbor's yard?

First of all, I have a Black & Decker blower/vacuum, so you don't have to worry about my neighbor sending me to the dog house for raking leaves into his yard

Make scary faces at a baby in a store.. hmmmm.. I'll have to remember that the next time when we go into a Victoria's Secret! (Psst, of course the "babe" I'm talking about is the one I'm in love with ) .

As for annoying others.. let's see, how about being on a long flight, with a baby that's crying... I did that when I was on a long flight to Hawaii a couple of months ago, and I figured crying won't do me any good, so I sat quietly and behaved....

I wouldn't do anything intentionally to annoy others, if I were to do something like that, it would be a practical joke.

[SifuPhil]

When your neighbor ticks you off sufficiently, advertise their house as the meeting place for a nasty group. Put up flyers all around town, talk it up in bars, place bulletins under windshield wipers at the mall.

Ideas for said nasty group:

Proud Pederast Parents
KKK - White is Right
Immoral Mothers of _____ County
Sheep Lovers of _____ County

Then sit back on meeting night and enjoy the show!

[Tek_Freek]

I have finally learned that just being me is annoying to others. Yes!!!!!!

[Bluw]

Originally Posted by Tek_Freek

I have finally learned that just being me is annoying to others. Yes!!!!!!

I know the feeling!!

[FLPL75]

Originally Posted by Rcm58

Burn a full length CD full of the same song.

lol rcm58 I actually did this I gave family members CDs one year that had nothing but the Copa cabana on them !!!!!

[Rcm58]

lol Karla thats too funny...if I could sneak Copa Cabana on my kids CD's I'm sure when they got back from riding around with their friends I'd hear about it.