Revised 1960's musical hits (woman, baby, Orlando, Georgia)

[wit-nit]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And everyone's favorite:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

[Northwoods Voyager]

Enough of that, nitram, I represent that....

[country pride]

Lol, thats too funny!

[FLPL75]

thanks for the morning chuckle nitram

you know this got sent out in a email !!!

[studedude]

You helped me jump start my day.