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Thu Dec 4, 11:28 pm
VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081205/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cheeseburger_assault;_ylt=Aj.Sy62A0gwaaa29kIbl fTwsQE4F (broken link)
***Who's the meathead here? I think this tomato should stop holding this guy's pickle on the double because at this rate, he sure can't be packing a whopper. He can't cut the mustard anyway. He's fried. Not only that, this type of guy will always be playing ketchup. I say kick his buns to the curb and believe me I know my onions. It's obvious that she's not the grill of his dreams. Actually, she's the one who needs to cheese it. Lettuce hope for the best but I'm glad he was charred by the police because this story made me broiling mad. Maybe she's not exactly stacked and juicy but this is no way to treat your gal.