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Old 05-07-2007, 04:24 PM
 
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Hey guys,

I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out . I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply emailing me with the appropriate credit card information.

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Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and
Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole
and Stiff the Bartender.......

Thanks so much, and it also makes a great gift for Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Secretary Day, Sweetest Day, Doris and Morris Day, Who Dey, and Yom Kippur.

 
Old 05-07-2007, 04:34 PM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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To bad I don't like golf. I might've bought one.
 
Old 05-07-2007, 04:37 PM
 
Location: Marion, IN
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I work at a golf & country club. Maybe I can talk the golf pro into stocking this in the pro shop.
 
Old 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM
 
Location: Working on relocating
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I am not a golfer, but good for you for writing a book! That rocks Good luck to you!
 
Old 05-07-2007, 04:48 PM
 
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Originally Posted by Rance View Post
To bad I don't like golf. I might've bought one.

Darn Mayhap I could interest you in a new CD I just recorded in honor of the great game of Bowling entitled, "You Got To Bowl With It Baby", including some of my greatest hits, 'Let The Good Times Roll', 'When Love Strikes', 'Beer Frame Blues', 'When Love Struck, You Spared Me', 'I Would Have Been Your Spare Lover', (But You Never Picked Me Up), 'I picked Up The 5 Pin, But Struck Out At Home', and one of my most requested songs, 'I Wanted To Make Love To You, But You Split In The 10th Frame'.
 
Old 05-07-2007, 08:17 PM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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Yeah I'm not much into bowling either...but I appreciate your askin!
 
Old 05-07-2007, 08:42 PM
 
Location: Long Beach, CA
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Oh yeah, like I'm going to send you my credit card number. Is this a scam or joke?
 
Old 05-07-2007, 08:50 PM
 
Location: Where the real happy cows reside!
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I used to work on a golf course.

Chapter 5 ... never ... because you'll be doing a lot of Chapter 16
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