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Old 09-28-2010, 04:23 AM
 
Location: maryland
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My neighboring woman, a divorcee, is 46 and somewhat attractive. During this summer she spent much time in her yard whenever my son (19) was out, cutting grass, or something else. Our yards are separated by a row of low bushes so they can easily see each other. She wears bikinis and suns herself close to the bushes. Twice she removed the top. My son looks at her many times. His friend (18) comes over and they both like to be in the yard when she is out. That woman drools whenever she sees both. A few days ago she playfully asked them what color panties she should wear to go with her tan.
Last week she suggested to me that she could give them the 'education about the sensual pleasures of life' both need. All for free! I thought about it and think it's a good idea. Why not? She's experienced and could provide my son and his friend a very unique experience. I'm just about ready to tell her it's okay. Who knows, maybe she'll 'educate' me as well.
So you read this story in what magazine exactly?
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:25 AM
 
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Your son might have a "bent psyche" ( Bruce Willis 's word) if he wants to have sex with a lady his moms age. Why don't you give the little tike some candy money ,tell them to beat it , and you jump over the bushes and educate hot mama, I could teach the old dog some new tricks.
And wasn't Dustin Hoffman suposed to be in this story?
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:37 AM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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After re-reading, this sounds like complete BS, IMO. Why did she need to get your permission in order to get into your son and his friend's pants?
I'm wondering why she stipulated it would be for free. Why would she even have to mention that?

In a word, gross.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:48 AM
 
Location: Canada
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So you read this story in what magazine exactly?

Penthouse forum. Is that what its called?
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:53 AM
 
Location: maryland
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Penthouse forum. Is that what its called?

LOL yes i do believe so, i'll have to ask the hubby to make sure*Snorts*.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:08 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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My neighboring woman, a divorcee, is 46 and somewhat attractive. During this summer she spent much time in her yard whenever my son (19) was out, cutting grass, or something else. Our yards are separated by a row of low bushes so they can easily see each other. She wears bikinis and suns herself close to the bushes. Twice she removed the top. My son looks at her many times. His friend (18) comes over and they both like to be in the yard when she is out. That woman drools whenever she sees both. A few days ago she playfully asked them what color panties she should wear to go with her tan.
Last week she suggested to me that she could give them the 'education about the sensual pleasures of life' both need. All for free! I thought about it and think it's a good idea. Why not? She's experienced and could provide my son and his friend a very unique experience. I'm just about ready to tell her it's okay. Who knows, maybe she'll 'educate' me as well.
lol. so they'll learn about the sensual pleasures of life from a 46 yo who needs help picking out underwear?
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:12 AM
 
Location: maryland
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lol. so they'll learn about the sensual pleasures of life from a 46 yo who needs help picking out underwear?
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:03 AM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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Penthouse forum. Is that what its called?
I haven't even looked at a Penthouse, or any similar magazine, for decades. Apparently, the posters know more about the contents of such magazines than I do.
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:12 AM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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Count me in with the skeptics but I think this thread is amazing. It's made my night a bit more entertaining.
Thanks. I particularly appreciate the responses from moralists. They are the most entertaining.
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:13 AM
 
Location: Virginia-Shenandoah Valley
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BS story by the op
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