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*Headlines For The Year 2038:
–Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
–A $75-billion study lasting 85 years proves diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.
–Average adult male in America weighs more than 250 pounds; women close in on 200.
–Cost of first-class stamp is now $17.89; mail is only delivered on Wednesday.
–Congress requires that every high school in America include an abortion clinic.
–Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton bans smoking everywhere in the country where two or more people are present.
–Global cooling is blamed for the third consecutive year of crop failures in Mexifornia and Floruba.
–France pleads for outside assistance after country is conquered by Jamaica. No one comes to their aid.
*Headlines For The Year 2038:
–Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
–A $75-billion study lasting 85 years proves diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.
–Average adult male in America weighs more than 250 pounds; women close in on 200.
–Cost of first-class stamp is now $17.89; mail is only delivered on Wednesday.
–Congress requires that every high school in America include an abortion clinic.
–Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton bans smoking everywhere in the country where two or more people are present.
–Global cooling is blamed for the third consecutive year of crop failures in Mexifornia and Floruba.
–France pleads for outside assistance after country is conquered by Jamaica. No one comes to their aid.
Don't laugh! Some could be totally true.
I have to wait 28 Years to get a Cuban at my local smoke shop!!!!
In 2038 China will become the largest economy by all measures except GNP per capita. By 2038 their new Long March 7 and 8 super boosters will be launching the componets for assembling the Mao Zedong Moon Base and the Dong Feng "East is Red" spacecraft for the first trip to the Red Planet Mars. Debate swirls around whether Beijing will include a guest American astronaut on the crew at either the Moon base or the Mars probe. From 2038 Nihao.
In 2038 abortion clinics will not be needed. By then a safe over the counter drug will prevent pregnancy.
One headline that was left out:
2038 - Fundies still waiting for return of Jesus (he's coming, glory, glory)
2138 - Fundies still waiting for return of Jesus (this time for sure)
2238 - Fundies still waiting for return of Jesus (any day now, they insist)
2338 - Fundies still waiting for return of Jesus (no doubt about it)
etc, etc.
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