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...it's the 5:45 pm funnies. A little gallows humor from a friend:
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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford lovers.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
And, finally........
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a truck.
I'd like to contribute to this thread...but the best joke that I've heard recently involves a marine sergeant, a young liberal lady and a non-described sexual encounter. I did hear it from a bonafid conservative though.
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