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Make sure to gratify yourself at least five times while you're at it - I always do.
Hey, we're having child vacuuming party at my house this weekend. You should come! There will be tacos and beer. We'll probably get a growler from the local microbrewery.
What do you care how others vote, it is their choice and generally has nothing to do with playing the "race" card (yes we can see right through your veiled intention with this post).
Hey, we're having child vacuuming party at my house this weekend. You should come! There will be tacos and beer. We'll probably get a growler from the local microbrewery.
I know how you Democrats love microbrews.
I don't know about you, but I wash my kids in the bathtub. Is child vacuuming a grooming method that is common in your area?
I'll hate to burst your bubble, but I'm neither a Democrat nor a beer drinker. If you can afford a few bottles of Grgich Hills Estates Cabernet, however, then maybe I can stop by and watch you vacuum your kids. I won't even judge you for your grooming habit of choice.
I mean we're talking about the political party that's waging guerrilla war against motherhood. We're talking about the political party responsible for saddling your children with debt they'll never be able to pay off despite slaving for the government until the day they drop dead. We're talking about the political party levying taxes on children not yet born. We're talking about the political party that thinks a woman's sole purpose in life is to provide sexual gratification to men she isn't married to (in addition to voting Democrat). If in the process, a woman inadvertently conceives a child with the man she isn't married to, she's to be immediately marched to a government-sanctioned termination facility in order to have the child vacuumed out so as to not impede her ability to sexually gratify various men she's not married to.
We're talking about the political party that thinks any woman who dares to become a mother should have to kill herself working outside of the home while at the same time trying to raise children rather than marry a man who will provide for her children so she can stay home and raise them properly. I mean what's the point? If you're a married woman, you should probably listen to your husband before you go in the voting booth, he knows best. If you're an unmarried woman, you probably shouldn't be voting seeing as you don't have a husband to tell you how to vote and may not have the proper judgement to select the best candidate.
It's probably meant to be serious but I found myself cracking up uncontrollably while reading it.
Thanks for the laugh, much appreciated. Although my tummy hurts now but I guess it's worth it.
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I mean we're talking about the political party that's waging guerrilla war against motherhood. We're talking about the political party responsible for saddling your children with debt they'll never be able to pay off despite slaving for the government until the day they drop dead. We're talking about the political party levying taxes on children not yet born. We're talking about the political party that thinks a woman's sole purpose in life is to provide sexual gratification to men she isn't married to (in addition to voting Democrat). If in the process, a woman inadvertently conceives a child with the man she isn't married to, she's to be immediately marched to a government-sanctioned termination facility in order to have the child vacuumed out so as to not impede her ability to sexually gratify various men she's not married to.
We're talking about the political party that thinks any woman who dares to become a mother should have to kill herself working outside of the home while at the same time trying to raise children rather than marry a man who will provide for her children so she can stay home and raise them properly. I mean what's the point? If you're a married woman, you should probably listen to your husband before you go in the voting booth, he knows best. If you're an unmarried woman, you probably shouldn't be voting seeing as you don't have a husband to tell you how to vote and may not have the proper judgement to select the best candidate.
Wow... I see you fell off the crazy tree and hit every single branch on the way down. How did that feel?
But since you asked: YOU are precisely the reason why some white women vote Democrat.
Only the ones who are 1) clueless or 2) on welfare would vote Democrat
The same goes for women who vote Republican except substitute "rich gold digger" for "on welfare"
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How did that feel?
