Taliban offers to bring peacekeepers to Chicago (Afghanistan, weapons, Obama)

[All American NYC]

"We read the war stories coming out of Chicago and we ask ourselves, 'Why are they still fighting when their tribal chief has been elected President in 2007 and then also in 2012?'"..."When my advisors come to Chicago, all crime and murder will disappear once we impose Sharia Law," said Ramadullah,....he Taliban chieftain also sees hope for places like Detroit, whose fleeing residents have left entire neighborhoods utterly abandoned...Cautiously celebrating the Taliban offer as its latest diplomatic victory in Afghanistan, the White House has described it as "a positive, responsible step

It won't work with the city's gun ban.

[KUchief25]

Obama is a joke to the entire world. Good work swooners.

[urbanlife78]

This article is a joke, Chicago doesn't need some far-right wing law governing it.

[wjtwet]

Originally Posted by All American NYC

It won't work with the city's gun ban.

Taliban would feel at home there

[All American NYC]

Originally Posted by wjtwet

Taliban would feel at home there

I agree.

[urbanlife78]

This is a satire article sucker, read the disclaimer at the bottom of the article.

Thread fail.

[jim9251]

Yeah, think I'll start posting articles from The Onion. There are people on here that will believe anything.

[middle-aged mom]

I am tickled with the idea of putting goats into large cities to eat the weeds.

Maybe wild pigs could take care of the garbage.

[middle-aged mom]

Originally Posted by All American NYC

It won't work with the city's gun ban.

As an aside, only " assault weapons" are banned in Chicago.

[An Einnseanair]

Originally Posted by middle-aged mom

I am tickled with the idea of putting goats into large cities to eat the weeds.

Maybe wild pigs could take care of the garbage.

It's been done. I've seen them, and they work: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/05/us/05goats.html

I especially love the concept of using "guard llamas".