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Old 03-15-2013, 07:49 PM
 
Location: Billings, MT
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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 742 auto-loader right in the doorway. I laid 2 full magazines nearby, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise….. with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are….. and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.




Yessir, guns are DANGEROUS! When PEOPLE pick them up! Just like knives, chainsaws, golf clubs, pool cues, baseball bats (especially those aluminum "assault bats"!), 32 ounce sodas, 24 ounce milkshakes, double cheeseburgers, etc.
Yes, folks, it is a dangerous world. Do you know what MAKES the world a dangerous place?
YOU AND I DO!
To paraphrase Pogo Possum (or, would it be a quote? whatever...), "We have met the enemy, and he is US!"

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Old 03-15-2013, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Pacific NW
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The problem is clearly because the 742 doesn't have a dangerous pistol grip, flash suppressor and probably has eco friendly wood and not wicked black plastic stocks. Any of that and your neighborhood would have been a slaughterhouse for sure.
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:12 PM
 
Location: Billings, MT
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Well, then, I guess I should try it again, but I need to get the black plastic stock for my Mossberg Plinkster .22 auto loader. Yeah, the one that makes it look just like an Ar-15.
Nah, I don't want to spend the money for the fool thing.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:15 PM
 
Location: Jawjah
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Can I use this very innocent gun to make dinner? Or fix electronics? Or use it in my workshop? Maybe I can use this gun to drive to work?

Hmmmm....I wonder what this innocent gun just lying around was originally made for...
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:23 PM
 
Location: One of the 13 original colonies.
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Can I use this very innocent gun to make dinner? Or fix electronics? Or use it in my workshop? Maybe I can use this gun to drive to work?

Hmmmm....I wonder what this innocent gun just lying around was originally made for...



It was not made to answer stupid questions.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:27 PM
 
Location: SF Bay Area
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I have a whole safe full of guns, none of them have gone off either.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:36 PM
 
Location: Billings, MT
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Of course, I don't know about YOUR "innocent guns", but all of the guns I have ever owned (except for those issued to me by the military) were made for target shooting or hunting game.
That is also all they have EVER been used for!

I'm sure you have a vehicle of some kind "to drive to work". How many people are killed by vehicles EVERY DAY?? How many people has YOUR vehicle killed?
More animals of various species are killed by vehicles every year than during hunting season. How many ANIMALS has your vehicle killed?
Now, in all honesty, which is the more deadly tool, the gun or the vehicle? Oh, wait, lets break it down further: Which is more deadly, the rifle or the car? Break it down further yet? OK, which is more deadly, the "assault rifle" or the soccer-mom's SUV?
For death, destruction, and mayhem, the vehicle wins (or loses, depending on how you look at it), hands down! Yet, nearly everybody drives one nearly every day, and thinks nothing of it!
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:40 PM
 
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More animals of various species are killed by vehicles every year than during hunting season. How many ANIMALS has your vehicle killed?
The travesty! We need a protection against animals act.
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:40 PM
 
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Can I use this very innocent gun to make dinner? Or fix electronics? Or use it in my workshop? Maybe I can use this gun to drive to work?

Hmmmm....I wonder what this innocent gun just lying around was originally made for...
Guns were made for killing.

What's your point?
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Old 03-15-2013, 10:42 PM
 
Location: Heartland Florida
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You can use a gun to make dinner! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80YtGnsVhw
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