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A lot of foods you can go against the expiration date and eat it and never notice the difference. Not so with Jiffy muffin mix, the muffins will be flat and they lose a lot of flavor. My batch did not go to waste I fed them to the chickens.
Are you ****ing kidding me?
You think a ****ing muffin mix can save America?
Here is why this muffin mix will actually destroy America:
....Muffins are densely loaded with carbohydrates and fat. While muffins aren't deadly by themselves, adding an additional muffin to your diet means more calories, which translates into more fat.
...This fat will be added onto an already skyrocketing obesity rate.
...This means more heart and other obesity-related problems, adding on to the already out of budget health care costs brought upon the population by the affordable healthcare act.
...The muffin mix, as you can see, will cause severe economic damage by not only eliminating taxpayers due to health issues, but add on to the deficit, bringing the collapse of the currency even faster.
...Say no to muffin mix, say yes towards a healthier America.
INGREDIENTS: WHEAT FLOUR, DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN MEAL, SUGAR, ANIMAL SHORTENING (CONTAINS ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: LARD, HYDROGENATED LARD, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED LARD), CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: BAKING SODA, SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, SALT, MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID.
Now with more trans-fats! and less than one gram of fiber per serving!!
Jiffy Corn Muffins will clog your arteries and your colon
I've always liked Jiffy and the truth is America needs more family owned businesses which Wall St can't pillage and then have Romney outsource to China.
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