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And when they discover that there are no creatures answering to that description, they are happy to mistake the far more common Conservatatis Responsibili Sensabus for it, which comprises the large majority of the U.S. population, and open fire indiscriminately despite the only superficial resemblance to their imagined enemy. The joy of the hunt and the attempted kill is far more important to Homo Liberalis than any inconvenient need for actual target identification.
Oh but there are look at this rare and exciting footage of one after he was defeated in an important contest for power and prestige.
Ah an interesting suggestion, many are keen to speculate that the Conservatatis has higher numbers then they do, but in rarely seen footage below we see that speculation was based on a flawed method called "unskewed polling"
The Homo Liberalis has a wide range within the US. It feeds on a variety of fruits, seeds, berries, nuts and vegetables. But one of the creatures the Homo Liberalis loves to hunt and devour is the bug Republicanis Cockaroachii.
The Homo Liberalis loves to devour the Republicanis Cockaroachii's small head and puny brain leaving the tender two right wings for last.
The Republican Cockaroachii's favorite prey is the smaller and weaker female Homo Liberalis, as well as the Homo Homo Liberalis. The R. Cockaroachii spends hours in the field, obsessively noting and documenting the mating habits of Homo Homo Liberalis. The reason behind this is unknown.
Being dim-witted and slow, the R. Cockaroachii is usually unsuccessful at catching their fleet-footed prey and often resort to eating each other when food becomes scarce.
Activistius comes in several varieties. Feministus is identified by the verbal dominance of its females, the passivity and emasculation of its males, and the horrific tendency to kill its own young. Sodomitus is remarkable for its biologically stultifying reproductive behavior. Civilrightsius is extremely territorial and has been observed in the wild as demanding ever larger shares of territories belonging to other creatures. Surveys of inmigrantus illicitus, similarly, have shown this variety to be very expansionistic, invading the habitats of other creatures and undercutting their economic ecologies. Antibellus is identified by its loud and expressive opposition to armed conflicts; however, this variety has been observed to undergo prolonged hibernational periods whenever a Democrat occupies the office of the Presidency. Envirowackius is somewhat unique in that it appears to carry a detrimental mutation that affects its sense of touch and feeling; the colder this individual gets, the warmer it mistakenly believes its environment to be. These varieties are certainly capable of interbreeding and producing hybrids as well; sodomitus, however, tends to disdain this activity, choosing instead to reproduce itself by stealing the young from the nests of other creatures.
Occupy Wall Street is a subspecies of homo liberalis activistius.
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Caution is recommended when approaching activistius in the field. Individuals from this subspecies have been known to become violent when they perceive that their territorial imperatives are not being taken seriously by other creatures. This subspecies of liberal also tends to flock together in large numbers and, as a result, the collective volume level is amplified synergistically. Earplugs are highly recommended.
In the case of OWS, Harrier would recommend nose plugs and wearing plastic bags around a pair of boots when observing them in the field, due to the tendency of these organisms to soil their temporary nesting areas.
What would be fun is watching liberals trying to survive in the wild -- when the temperatures fall, they'll demand their Obama bonfires, someone else will have to go collect would, pile it for them and light the match. They don't believe in self-defense so how many would last a bear or mountain lion attack?
Out in the wild, they're not going to have conservatives doing all their hunting and berry gathering for them. They wouldn't have Daddy Obama getting them all their free stuff. They would quickly wither -- just like the liberals in the New Orleans Katrina Convention Center. Dying rather than hiking 25 miles to dry land.
Neanderthals were good at fending for themselves in the wild, but they were Neanderthals nevertheless.
The Republican Cockaroachii's favorite prey is the smaller and weaker female Homo Liberalis, as well as the Homo Homo Liberalis. The R. Cockaroachii spends hours in the field, obsessively noting and documenting the mating habits of Homo Homo Liberalis. The reason behind this is unknown.
Being dim-witted and slow, the R. Cockaroachii is usually unsuccessful at catching their fleet-footed prey and often resort to eating each other when food becomes scarce.
It has recently been discovered by entomologists that the Republicanis Cockaroachii has been infected with the hideous Teaparticus Viroloma. When infected, the Republicanis Cockaroachii foams uncontrollably from the mouth until it's anus explodes.
No, that is a behavioral pattern of homo liberalis rusticus.
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When interacting with rusticii in the field, caution is generally not necessary as the subspecies tends toward docility due to its habit of burning various weeds that it finds in its environment and breathing in the smoke. Note, however, that this tends to make the rusticus hungry, so it is advisable to bring along a pizza or other munchies when observing rusticus in its natural habitat.
It should also be noted that being in the presence of rusticii engaged in the above activity may cause the field observer to believe that a skunk is also in the vicinity.
I guess I'll indulge in the humor a little...
Distinctions between H. Liberalysis and H. Republicantis.
Physical: Gold teeth vs. No teeth.
Material: $10,000 spinning wheel rims on a 20-year-old Buick vs. $10,000 owed on a dilapidated double-wide.
Patriotism: Rainbow flag vs. Confederate flag.
Economic Theory: Wealth redistributed downward vs. Wealth concentrated upward.
Innocent Life: 'Terminate 'em before they hatch' vs. 'Forget about 'em once they do.'
Religion: "My God did it!" vs. "No, my God did it!"
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