Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Ken Ham Young Earth Creationist 'debate'

[css9450]

Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun

Some of us are farther removed from that plant-like ancestor than others, though.

I'll admit my own brain seems to be evolving towards a vegetative state after reading some of the posts in this thread.

[GuyNTexas]

Originally Posted by css9450

Quoted just to emphasize the ridiculousness.

A monkey and a BANANA??? You really think that's evolution?

No ... that's what you think .... I am certain that the entire idea is absurd beyond words.

Maybe it is you who doesn't understand what evolution is? So I suppose I shall have to explain to you what you believe in so strongly ... maybe, once it is adequately explained, you'll rethink the whole idea?

You see ... I use the monkey and banana analogy to illustrate the asinine nature of "common decent". Are you not familiar with this term? Because it is the kingpin of evolution theory, which claims that ALL ORGANIC LIFE shares a common ancestor ... that ancestor being a single celled organism which through countless genetic mutations, and natural selection evolved into all of the multitude of organic life that exists and has ever existed on this earth, from dinosaurs to palm trees to wall street stock brokers! THAT IS EVOLUTION THEORY, WISE AZZ!

So, when I say that evolution clains that a monkey and a banana share a common ancestor, THAT IS THE CLAIM ... though I'm leaving a few BILLION others off the list because of space and time restrictions.

[GuyNTexas]

Originally Posted by weltschmerz

Like thinking women have one more rib than men? Kind of like that? You're right. Illogical and asinine.


Sound familiar?

And you still think I was serious .. or .. maybe ... you just so badly want to believe that, or have others believe it?

In any event, the reality is, not only is this a demonstration of your own density, but also illustrates that you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING insofar as a sound argument ... of course, that's been evident from the beginning.

[Ceist]

Originally Posted by GuyNTexas

What is clear is that SOME human beings can be brainwashed to believe the most illogical and assinine things imaginable, including the absurdly prepostrous notion that a monkey and a banana both share a common ancestor .... you just have to trace back a ways

This you believe is a demonstration of your superior intellect ... which may be the saddest part of all ... considering that the monkey probably has better sense .... I submit that perhaps even the banana does too. In fact, i'd place a substantial wager on it!

Uh huh.

Like you link to Young Earth Creationist websites to support your views?

[Ceist]

Originally Posted by GuyNTexas

I have a nice little evolutionists rhyme for your enjoyment:

"Darwin says there ain't much difference between him and a donkey ....

Bout as much difference between an ape and a monkey ....

Now Darwin should be smarter as a general rule .....

But in an IQ test, I'll take the mule"!

Of course you would.

[Ecstatic Magnet]

The level of stupidity in this thread is astounding.

The same people here ascribing their whole life based on a fairytale are the ones lambasting truthers for being wacko conspiracy theorists.

No wonder the political system is so dysfunctional, nobody can even think anymore.