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Originally Posted by desertdetroiter
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We aren't the ones who need to read anything.
As we've already discussed in another thread, "Man Jailed For Starting His Job Too Early" is disingenuous. Who doesn't think of an assiduous accountant arriving at dawn to pore over the books? Yet we know that's not what happened.
So...why don't
you open your own link and read the article,
then come up with an appropriate opening sentence that accurately reflects the situation?