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Originally Posted by bingo3000
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"College football superstar pulls a dumb prank that was borderline illegal." <YAWN>
I've never seen it successfully executed. The various a-holes that tried what Peyton apparently successfully executed called it "a Chinese situp." You challenge the target/victim to do an "extra hard" Chinese situp. You take a towel and put it over the person's face and against that resistance they're supposed to do a situp. Then somebody else drops trow and puts their butt right above the presently blinded victim's face. The victim then tries very hard to do this super-hard situp, only to have the towel-holder let go sending the victims face straight up the other guy's butt.
I've never understood. Why on earth would I want some guy's nose up my butt? But whatever. It's a childish prank. If a young and dumb Peyton Manning pull this on somebody ... meh, don't really care. You have a lot bigger legal issues that college football players -- both black and white -- are routinely sheltered from. Drugs, PED's, assault, rape, etc. This is pretty tiny by comparison, and mostly people get away with it in those bigger cases. I'd rather focus on bigger things personally.
Buck up Mr King, Cam Newton has a good 10+ years in the NFL to build a legacy. You won't have to cry like a little baby for long.