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Watermelon has a lot more potassium than a banana and helps prevent cramps.
OMG... I just said banana Please don't boot me from the fire service. I'll volunteer to take a fruit time out and eat in my room.
I wonder if they would put out a house fire if someone was growing watermelons in their garden ?
Banana is obviously sexual harassment, you should be ashamed of yourself.
So a 41 y/o white guy gets a shot at a good job with a pension and he blows it by bringing a watermelon with a pink bow to a firehouse that is 90% black.
Isn't 41 a little long in the tooth to be starting a firefighter career?
Why would he be too old?If he is in good physical shape what's the problem?
And some people give women firefighters a hard time thinking they are too sensitive and can't handle the crude language among the co workers. I guess it's not just women.
As for the actual topic of the thread, sometimes a watermelon is just a watermelon. But big tough firefighters can't even handle a watermelon.
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I can still hear the shotgun stinging through the corn as we stole watermelons from Uncle Thomas. We grabbed a melon and he fired the shotgun.
It was a late summer tradition at home in east Texas
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Please don't boot me from the fire service. I'll volunteer to take a fruit time out and eat in my room. 
