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I could have sworn I read the entire article but there seems to be an update citing other cases further down the page.
Is this the beginning of another terror 'movement'?
Bowel Movement Bandit pooped on top of cars. Cars have been used in terror attacks here and abroad.
The Mad Pooper of Colorado pooped on lawns during her jogs.
The Mad Pooper of NY was another jogger -- did he pledge allegiance to the Colorado pooper?
The Poop-etrator in Arkansas was yet another jogger who pooped on cars, perhaps inspired by the other two. I'm noticing a pattern.
There seems to be a spreading terror network. The public should be alerted immediately!
However, there doesn't seem to be a connection between this group above and The Co-ed Pooper (aka Fecal Fiend), who left a 'load' in washing machines. Money laundering ring?
A similar situation recently in the US, anyone remember this? There was a guy who would squat and ........right in front of people when he was running. There was something obviously very wrong with him. I want to say it was somewhere on the East Coast.
No! It was the mad pooper in Colorado that I was thinking of! A woman.
We usually had one student every year who was a phantom ****ter. Over half the time they also wrote on the walls with it.
We did have a teacher one year who deposited a steaming gift on the Principal's desk every morning. That was just the last of his "tricks". K-Y jelly on the steps, super glue in classroom locks, taking bites out of people's sandwiches and putting them back in the refrigerator, etc. The incidents started small and progressed upward. He later retired on disability.
When I worked in a factory there was one guy who urinated in people's lunch boxes.
That teacher would have been even better if he were armed, amirite?
There was a vasoline guy that would lube himself head to toe and leave body prints on store front windows.
Another guy that used something like 40 jars of vasoline and *destroyed* a hotel room sliding around in it...
Mental illness is well....just that.
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