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Mr. Peanut’s death was announced today, ending the 104 years that the animated character has served as the (apparently living) mascot for Planters Peanuts. The news was released via Mr. Peanut's Twitter account, in a perplexing notification that mimicked the somber death announcements from actual human beings.
“It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104,” the tweet read. “In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most.
I thought they just resurrected him as a little baby peanut soon after.
They blew up Jack In The Box years ago and then brought him back to life some time after.
I think we can safely say we have reached Peak Woke.
Every time we think so, they do something even crazier. Like rampage around the country setting businesses on fire and tearing down statues of people who offend their personal sainthood.
Also, who thinks Bingo may have actually been the name of the farmer and not the dog?
OMG, that's going to keep me up at night.
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The Chicago White Sox
Racists. All of them.
The Cincinnati Reds and the Boston Red Sox must be Commies, then?
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Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at all this nonsense... I've been a liberal all my life and even I think these extreme progressives are whack jobs.
Ya. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I totally get Aunt Jemima - that's a caricature that should have been deep-sixed a long time ago. But Snap, Crackle, and Pop? Hm, no.
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corn Pop
Remember when Corn Pops and Honey Smacks were Sugar Pops and Sugar Smacks? Golden Crisp was Super Sugar Crisp? Sticky, sweet ... and delicious!
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