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"Calling the layoffs "graduation" and congratulating affected employees "seem to be some form of damage control, especially to mitigate negative backlashes from potential disgruntled employees," said Adrian Goh, cofounder of Singapore-based recruitment portal NodeFlair which has been placing job seekers in roles at several internet companies."
Sort of like a congratulations on execution day for a death row inmate.
Oh yeah, thanks for that congratulations. I soon won't have a home, car, and any property. I'll be living under a park bench. Starving. But yeah... thanks for the congratulations. Idiot.
"Congratulations for being one of our worst workers! It is my great pleasure to have to fire you for doing an inadequate job for us. Thank you so much for working for us, but it is now time for you to graduate from this position into something better that makes use of your talents in a more meaningful way. Again, congratulations!"
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