Vatican Promises Next Pope Will Be A Woman Of Color (school, elect)

[Frank DeForrest]

Originally Posted by Jathro

Well that will undo all their crimes against humanity

Your religion is the state, what does its track record look like?

[the_modern_philosopher]

Originally Posted by allenk893

That's a parody site. But considering the way the Catholic Church is going, probably won't be for long.

The OP was probably making a point, but the title should clearly state it is a joke.

Also at this point I would not be surprised if this happens. Haven't several Babylon Bee jokes become reality. Like the school drag queen field trip

Why Does Satire Keep Coming True?
https://babylonbee.com/news/why-does...ep-coming-true

Also I think they were the ones who made a joke about adults being babies, and now we have those Age Regressionist or Age Transitioning. This stuff is on youtube, crazy stuff, adult men literally wearing diapers and drinking from a bottle. No joke, and they are not joking it. They identify as babies.

[Roboteer]

Originally Posted by Wee-Bey

It's not a parody site. It's a disinformation conduit that's a threat to our democracy. Literally worse than Hitler.

More hilarity. You're definitely getting into the swing of things here!

[Roboteer]

Originally Posted by the_modern_philosopher

The OP was probably making a point, but the title should clearly state it is a joke.

Aw, come on, man. How stupid would somebody have to be, to not notice the obviousness of the joke?

[middle-aged mom]

Originally Posted by Roboteer

Everybody else is doing it. Never mind the results.

As the article points out, it's the only moral law still remaining.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-...eid=24e62c2663

Vatican Promises Next Pope Will Be A Woman Of Color

June 21st, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

VATICAN CITY—Amid rumors that Pope Francis will soon abdicate the See of Peter, the Sacred College of Cardinals has pledged to choose a woman of color as the next pope.

Vatican spokesman Monitori Vaticani clarified that cardinals felt it was "about time" for a woman Pope of color to bring her unique woman-of-color perspectives to the Church in Rome.

"Pope Francis has been our most progressive pope by far," said Vaticani. "But he still had antiquated backward ideas about homosexuality and abortion. The church needs to keep progressing toward greater representation, which is now the only valid moral law still remaining in the world."

According to sources, a small group of radicalized cardinals has strongly opposed any suggestion that a pope can be female, or that the color of their skin even matters. The majority of cardinals, however, remain committed to electing a BIPOC pope so they can add "SLAY QUEEN" to their regular chants.

You do understand your source is satire, don’t you?

The Catholic Church does not allow women to be priests.

[momonkey]

Originally Posted by Frank DeForrest

Your religion is the state, what does its track record look like?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Frank DeForrest again.


+1

[momonkey]

Originally Posted by the_modern_philosopher

The OP was probably making a point, but the title should clearly state it is a joke.

Good point!

Rachel Maddow might get bamboozled again...

Originally Posted by Frank DeForrest

Your religion is the state, what does its track record look like?

I'm not religious! Not sure where you got that idea By the way Catholicism was the state religion.

[KB71]

Whoever would have thought we'd have the Vatican as the next WOKE establishment??

[TMSRetired]

Laugh would be on them if that woman of color turned out to be a transgender !!!!

(Satire these days is not too far off from the truth)