Sounds like a good idea, depending on what part of California they intend to dump it in. There's an area about 100 miles west of Las Vegas NV where there's plenty of open land available, at really low prices.....
When they're done, I wonder if we in California can borrow that blimp for a little while? There are several sections of Los Angeles and San Francisco that need its attention, plus one small part of Sacramento at 10th and L streets. And I've heard residents of a few small islands off the coast of Massachusetts say that they are sanctuaries for illegal immigrants.....
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https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-vo...-to-california
Texas Votes To Airlift Austin To California
Oct 14, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
AUSTIN, TX — In a landslide victory during a special statewide referendum this week, Texans overwhelmingly voted to have a giant airship pick up Austin via tow cables and drop the city off in California.
As the city is mostly inhabited by Californians who left their state due to the cost of living, high taxes, and crime - and then proceeded to vote for the same policies in Texas - the move is just "setting things right" by sending immigrants from the Golden State "back where they belong," according to the bill's sponsors.
The act took effect immediately, and a massive, lumbering dirigible slowly crawled over the city, its ominous shadow eclipsing the coffee shops, microbreweries, and vegan hemp handbag stores below. Liberals screamed and attempted to flee, but it was too late. Harpoon cannons blasted massive steel cables into the Pennybacker Bridge, the Independent skyscraper, and various other anchor points throughout the city. The airship then rose into the sky, lifting the city along with millions of Austin progressives thousands of feet into the air.
"Oh no!" cried recent Texas transplants Timpani and Steve Strudelfudd as the ground shook and they nearly fell off their electric scooters in downtown Austin.
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